EllipsusD Posted January 28, 2002 Funny stuff... kind of reminds me of this. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted January 28, 2002 That would actualy kinda suck. I mean, what a sleazy place to die. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted January 28, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Omg, 72-DD, thats like the size of my monitor APIECE! 0 Share this post Link to post
Fredrik Posted January 28, 2002 ROFL How can things like that happen I thought it was a joke 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted January 28, 2002 Pfff, Weekly World News used to be cool back in the day. Now they're worse than The Onion. Although that actually looks like it could be a real story, I'll give them that. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tobester Posted January 28, 2002 Uh Okay I could be wrong about this, but there were no pictures, so I dunno. Anyway, through my years o porning with various big bust actors, I've learned one thing, and that is that what measures breast size isn't the number but rather the cup letter, ie, DD is a nice size. However, the number is the measure around the person's chest; 38 is a nice number to have, but 72 is different; that simply means FAT. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted January 28, 2002 Yeah I was kinda thinking "that's one ugly stripper"... 0 Share this post Link to post
MACVILE_WHORE Posted January 29, 2002 34B/C = perfection. True. TEH WINNR ITS YUO!>>!$ 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted January 29, 2002 I once read about a chump who got knocked out by a stripper's tits, because she accidentally swung them into his face. Big boobs = Tremendous combat value Heh. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted January 30, 2002 They should have had the iron maiden's rockets shoot out of their boobs. Heh. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted January 30, 2002 "Machine-gun jubblies! How did I miss those, baby?" "Maybe next time you should try foreplay." 0 Share this post Link to post
RTC_Marine Posted January 30, 2002 man, if Amarande knew about this post, he would be in a one man army! :P 0 Share this post Link to post
nxn Posted January 30, 2002 how can she carry all that? I'm surprised she can sleep cause I can imagine those things suffocating her. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted January 31, 2002 My friend and I had an interesting discussion during lunch. We were arguing that the letter 'C' is pointless and should be abolished. Then this girl we knoe piped up and asked 'What about C-cups?'. Well, my response was that we could move all the cup sizes up a notch. Cs become Ds, Ds become Es, and so on... 0 Share this post Link to post
Not-Shotgun_Bill Posted January 31, 2002 but there were no pictures, so I dunno. this isnt an issue of playboy 0 Share this post Link to post
ShadyXMR Posted February 2, 2002 Heh, I've thought about stuff like that. I think there are a few more letters that are useless if you look at it the right way... 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted February 2, 2002 her.Wow, a sign of intelligence. ...and 5 pop-ups to go with it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Prime Posted February 2, 2002 My old boss once had his nose broken when some stripper/slut at a sleazy sex bar let him give her 'the ol' oral.' Apparently she was 'bucking' back and forth so hard that she broke his nose with her *achem* 'labia of steel'... ...I just can't bring myself to believe that... 0 Share this post Link to post
Prime Posted February 2, 2002 DSM, my friend, since when do LABIA = BREASTS? 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted February 2, 2002 My old boss once had his nose broken when some stripper/slut at a sleazy sex bar let him give her 'the ol' oral.' Apparently she was 'bucking' back and forth so hard that she broke his nose with her *achem* 'labia of steel'... ...I just can't bring myself to believe that... neither can I. It was much more likely to be her cocix or pubic bone. 0 Share this post Link to post
Prime Posted February 3, 2002 It was much more likely to be her cocix or pubic bone. Yeah, I would assume that if this incident DID happen, it was because of her bone, not the flesh. Course, when I mentioned the difficulty of believing this story, I was speaking in terms of the ENTIRE story. I mean, trust me, there is NO way a stripper would let HIM to anything... 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted February 3, 2002 DSM, my friend, since when do LABIA = BREASTS? Uh oops. Once again an example of me misunderstanding a word I haven't heard before. I gotta learn to ask nicely when I see a word I don't understand. And I guess I know what it is now (I hope), because I seem to remeber that "bilabial" means two-lips (in Latin perhaps?). So this has something to do with lips and I *think* I know what kind of "lips" we're talking about 'ere. 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted February 3, 2002 yes, labia does mean "lips" in latin. And it is used in english as a medical term for you know what. 0 Share this post Link to post
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