Best Simpsons Episode?

[sleepy_boy]

Well, what is it?

[Sharessa]

Heh. I was just thinking about one particular episode, the one with the carneys. This is all from memory, so don't flame me if I'm wrong:

Older Carney: You got our booth confiscated! Now where will we live?
Bart: How about the Wack-a-Mole?
Spud: But thats where Fantastic Dan lives.
Fantastic Dan: Did ya call me, Spud?
<WACK>
Nelson: Ha-ha!

Heh...now I remember where I got that nickname from...

Well, I don't really have a favorite episode since it's my favorite show, and every episode kicks fickin' ass.

[Crendowing]

Halloween Special 3.

On it is:

-Clown Without Pity
-King Homer
-Dial "Z" for "Zombie"

[Linguica]

Marge vs. the Monorail

[Zeratul 982]

I've seen so many I can't isolate one to be a favorite.

[IMJack]

Bart: "Do you even have a job anymore?"
Homer: "I think it's pretty obvious that I don't."

[Zeratul 982]

Bart: "Do you even have a job anymore?"
Homer: "I think it's pretty obvious that I don't."

Homer: "Here fishy, fishy, fishy..."
:)

[sleepy_boy]

Bart vs. Austrailia

or...

Homer the Heretic!

[Naked Snake]

That carnival one or the Homerpalooza one ;)

[Sharessa]

Homerpalooza

Burns: Smithers! Why did you iron my jeans. These creases are making me look like a square.
Smithers: Uh, those creases are in you leg, sir.
Burns: Oh.

And I swear I saw this one scene the first time I saw it, but havn't seen it in any repeated broadcasts:

Bart: Woah, his guitar is talking.
Otto: Woah, my shoes are talking.
Shoe 1: Don't worry we won't hurt you.
Shoe 2: We're your friends.

Heh...I don't know why they would cut it...but I swear I saw it!

EDIT: %#$& Why can't I spell 'swear'.

[IMJack]

Bart: Woah, his guitar is talking.
Otto: Woah, my shoes are talking, too!
Shoe 1: Don't worry we won't hurt you.
Shoe 2: We only want to have some fun.

Heh...I don't know why they would cut it...but I swear I saw it!

Yep, it was there in the original, but they cut it. They also cut:

Bart: *sniff sniff* Phew, what's that smell?
Lisa: ... It smells like Otto's jacket!

mmm... ganja...

[Sharessa]

So...they got rid of all the drug references or something? Why?

[IMJack]

No clue. It's FOX... totally unpredicatable.

[sleepy_boy]

Yeah, i saw those cut parts too, dan.

heh, i'm glad i thought of this poll at #doom

how could i forget! the best Episode EVER!!!!!

"Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?"

[AndrewB]

There are far too many to be considered for #1, all of them in seasons 2-6. My favorites; Monorail, Homer becomes a clown, all Sideshow Bob episodes, nearly all Halloween episodes, Krisis at Kamp Krusty, and so many more.

[Crendowing]

Krisis at Kamp Krusty

Can't forget that one either.

But just one question: how the hell do you find out the names of the episodes? It's not like they're displayed at the beginning.

And "Homer the Heretic", was that the one where he joins this cult and Patrick Stewart does the voice of the cult leader?

[Sharessa]

You can find the names online. I like any one that involves the Mafia.

Fat Tony: We've narrowed who the sqealer is down to two people: Tony Tightlips or Jimmy the Sqealer.
Jimmy the Sqealer: It was me! I did it!
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Mobster: Tony, where were you shot?
Tony Tightlips: I aint tellin' nothing.

[IMJack]

Mobster: Tony, where were you shot?
Tony Tightlips: I aint tellin' nothing.

Mobster: But what should I tell the doctor!?
Tony Tightlips: Tell 'im to go suck a lemon.
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Chief Wiggum: I thought we could better from Jimmy the Scumbag.