REALLIFE.exe

[Duker900]

im bored why not lets talk about reallife.exe

[læmænt]

No, now go away.

[dsm]

The reallife.exe discussion was fun at first, then it grew repetitive and boring.

[magikal]

Yeah been there done that.That's one of the problems with reallife.exe,unless you're rich or privilaged your choice menu is rather small.Gimme Doom2.exe anyday-more options.

[BattleCat]

yeah and in reallife.exe you get busted if you walk around killing lots of stuff, you dont in doom2.exe :D

[Lord FlatHead]

#include "world.h"
#include "laws.h"
#include "people.h"

int WinAPI WinMain()
{
user.name - > Random[baby_namelist];
user.age -> MAX_AGE - Random(MaxAge);

if (user.name != "FlatHead")
{
user.IQ -> MAX_IQ - Random(MAX_IQ - 70);
}
else
{
user.IQ -> 150 + Random(MAX_IQ);
}

main_loop:
#include "life.cpp"
goto main_loop;

return dead;
}


You're right, this _is_ boring.

[dsm]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The above means: Discuss something more interesting!!!

[Sharessa]

The reallife.exe discussion was fun at first, then it grew repetitive and boring.

Kinda like Doomworld as a whole.

[pritch]

If Lüt was around I'm sure he'd redecorate thread with 'hint of green'

life is wank, life is abig pile of absoleur hit and i waush it woudl jys go awaug oanf get fuckedd.

Just kiddin'. S'ok.

[magikal]

The thing about reallife.exe is everything's shit apart from piss. dsm suggest something interesting then...

[fraggle]

Originally posted by FlatHead
#include "world.h"
#include "laws.h"
#include "people.h"

int WinAPI WinMain()
{
user.name - > Random[baby_namelist];
user.age -> MAX_AGE - Random(MaxAge);

if (user.name != "FlatHead")
{
user.IQ -> MAX_IQ - Random(MAX_IQ - 70);
}
else
{
user.IQ -> 150 + Random(MAX_IQ);
}

main_loop:
#include "life.cpp"
goto main_loop;

return dead;
}


You're right, this _is_ boring.

Ugh, microsoft c

[Sharessa]

Fatal Error in C:\Lüt\reallife.exe
Now someone PH this POS, and if there is no mod on the face of this earth with the ability, then Ling give me the strength...

[Kid Airbag]

WTF, did someone actually create an exe for a game based on real life or is this just a pseudonym for Real Life(tm).

[pritch]

anyone remeber the Red Dwarf episode where they play that real life game for like 4 years? That's kinda close to it..

[Sharessa]

Originally posted by Archvile64
WTF, did someone actually create an exe for a game based on real life or is this just a pseudonym for Real Life(tm).

Heh...I would say something here, but I think it's now a bannable offence.

[Kid Airbag]

It wouldn't perchance end in .png, would it?

[Lord FlatHead]

Don't.

[Captain Red]

REALLIFE.exe, It's like Deus Ex, but nowere near as cool or fun.

[læmænt]

St

[Shaviro]

Bah. There will never be a final version of RealLife.exe

[Fredrik]

Originally posted by Maonth
Bah. There will never be a final version of RealLife.exe

There is one already - but it only runs on Mac computers.

[Sharessa]

Originally posted by Archvile64
It wouldn't perchance end in .png, would it?

Disco!

[DooMBoy]

FATAL_ERROR: Couldn't init Real_Life.exe! Life.wad not found!

[læmænt]

Originally posted by Lament
St

Hm, does anyone know what was I going to say?

[Zaldron]

Heh^2

[læmænt]

Oh, I remember now!

Heh, now that's an in-joke. Less than one person in the world understands it!

[Sharessa]

You mean how you were going to say 'Stupidity Cannot Be Concealed'?