læmænt Posted April 1, 2002 How many times did you masturbate in your life? 0 Share this post Link to post
Crendowing Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Zaldron I'm more than sure I'm above 1000. Expand Thanks for the comment.... Ever jacked off in host pell before ;) 0 Share this post Link to post
nxn Posted April 1, 2002 1-5 times a day, 2 on avrege, going for the passed few years. Pretty sure I made the 1,000 mark =] 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted April 1, 2002 Average of once per day since I was eleven or son thats 7 years times 365 days...so aproximately 2,555 times, maybe more. Heh. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Crendowing Thanks for the comment.... Ever jacked off in host pell before ;) Expand . I'm almost nineteen, what were you expecting? This would be post-hellable in most cases but so far it's not terribly retarded. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted April 1, 2002 I average about once a day, to a minimum of twice a week at times. At what point does one become a "compulsive" masturbator? Four, five times a day? More? 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Zaldron I wonder who voted "once". Expand BBG did it just to piss us off. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Crendowing Ever jacked off in host pell before ;) Expand Heh, although he doesn't want anyone to know it, Zaldron secretly gets turned on by all those demon-sex posts :P As for my choice...I'm really not sure at all...about 3 times a week for the last 2 years...so that's 365 * 2 / 7 * 3...213.8 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted April 1, 2002 Quote QotD: Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon... -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett) Expand Terry Pratchett actually said that? And he posts on alt.fan.pratchett? hehe :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by IMJack At what point does one become a "compulsive" masturbator? Four, five times a day? More? Expand Six times a day, I think. 0 Share this post Link to post
Crendowing Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Archvile64 Heh, although he doesn't want anyone to know it, Zaldron secretly gets turned on by all those demon-sex posts :P Expand All the more reason why he mods the DOOM 3 forum...or at least DID. 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted April 1, 2002 What do you mean by DID? He's still listed as a Doom 3 forum Mod, doesn't that make him Mod of the D2 forum? But then again, BBG was listed as Post Hell Moderator long after he lost that "Mod status"... 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by dsm What do you mean by DID? He's still listed as a Doom 3 forum Mod, doesn't that make him Mod of the D2 forum? But then again, BBG was listed as Post Hell Moderator long after he lost that "Mod status"... Expand BBG was never mod of anything, that was just a joke. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted April 1, 2002 Quote How much did you masturbate in your life? Expand As no-one's life is over yet, how can there be an answer to this? That's like when someone asks me if I have lived in my home town all my life, I have to say "Not yet", or "have you any spare change?", gotta answer "My life isn't over yet so how do I know what's going to be spare?" Oh and it's not true that when you marry you stop, you just don't always have to use your own hand any more :) 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Archvile64 BBG was never mod of anything, that was just a joke. Expand I KNOW that, why d'you think i put Mod status in quotation marks? 0 Share this post Link to post
nxn Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Zaldron Six times a day, I think. Expand I did 9 before... that was just brutal, painfull, and I don't know why I did it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by orion I did 9 before... that was just brutal, painfull, and I don't know why I did it. Expand Woah. I never got that much material to go beyond 6 times. It does get boring if the body is not demanding it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted April 1, 2002 I never masturbate! All of you are hairy-palmed, nearsighted perverts! For shame! 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted April 1, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Linguica I never masturbate! All of you are hairy-palmed, nearsighted perverts! For shame! Expand ...a good example of how NOT to make an April Fools joke - they should be at least marginally believable :P 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted April 2, 2002 Holy shit, this is horrible, but I guess it has to be figured. Ok, easily over a 1000. And I've shagged 6 different girls, but the others only 1-3 times. My current girl (yes, we're in for the long-haul) about 30 times? About average for a 19 year old I guess. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted April 2, 2002 Quote Originally posted by pritch ...And I've shagged 6 different girls, but the others only 1-3 times. My current girl (yes, we're in for the long-haul) about 30 times? About average for a 19 year old I guess. Expand \me gives pritch a cold stare ...you...bastard... 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted April 2, 2002 Quote My current girl (yes, we're in for the long-haul) about 30 times? Expand I thought you broke up? 0 Share this post Link to post
Crendowing Posted April 3, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Linguica I never masturbate! All of you are hairy-palmed, nearsighted perverts! For shame! Expand Are you asexual or something, Ling? 0 Share this post Link to post
Baron-Of-Hell Posted April 3, 2002 Sometimes I beat my meat 2-5 times a day! I've been doing it since I was seven! I don't expect anyone to believe me but I am telling the honest truth! So I have definately reached way past the 1000 mark! Heh! 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted April 3, 2002 Uh.....I never keep count. However, it's probably hitting over 3,000 times now...:~) 0 Share this post Link to post
Zro Posted April 3, 2002 Um.. why do you want to know? BTW Quote Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten Expand It's a wonder that cat's still exist... 0 Share this post Link to post
Phoenix Posted April 3, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Linguica I never masturbate! All of you are hairy-palmed, nearsighted perverts! For shame! Expand your april fools post? 0 Share this post Link to post
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