Why does doomguys' armor expose his stomach?

[Quasar]

It was an unfortunate time for bare midriffs to be back in fashion.

[Marnetmar]

nxGangrel said:

Look whose talking.

[Jaxxoon R]

Martians.

Magic martians.

[GreyGhost]

Quasar said:

It was an unfortunate time for bare midriffs to be back in fashion.

Yep, it's a fashion statement. They rarely make sense.

[Job]

Sodaholic said:

I mean, hell, what if the UAC are the ones outfitting the demons with cybernetic technology? Maybe they've got some kind of agreement. Or maybe the demons are genetic creations of the UAC? Who knows?

The military personnel were possessed and became former humans. It's not inconceivable that Hell has similarly infiltrated the UAC's top brass to further their demonic cause.

[Deleted_Account]

But did the demons assimilate belly shirts?

[Blastfrog]

Job said:

The military personnel were possessed and became former humans. It's not inconceivable that Hell has similarly infiltrated the UAC's top brass to further their demonic cause.

I was actually alluding to characters like Betruger.

[Job]

Sodaholic said:

I was actually alluding to characters like Betruger.

Huh. I always took Betruger as one of those "push the envelope as far as I can and spit in God's eye" douche scientists. You don't have to be possessed to be a douche.

[SYS]

Tarnsman said:

Is Doom Guy the most problematic character of all time?

First of he's white, so Doom is racist because it's excluding POC. Secondly he's a CIS Man so Doom is both sexist and transphobic. We are never given any indication that he's gay so he's also homophobic. He is clearly a very fit man so Doom also is ablist and fat shames. We never see him having sex so Doom is also slut shamming. His fit military body also is forcing male sexuality on everyone who plays and because he's killing demons from hell he's forcing western judeo-christian views on the world through imperial patriarchy, he's also killing demons with guns without trial so Doom is serial killer enabling.

There is not a single line of Doom's code that is not hate speech or oppression. I am so triggered right now.

LOL, you just won an internet.

[darknation]

more to the point, why does doomguy not have a belly button?

[Blastfrog]

darknation said:

more to the point, why does doomguy not have a belly button?

More evidence that he's a clone!

[Avoozl]

The Quake III Arena model of Doomguy has an exposed stomach but there's no signs of ripped material oddly.

[Doomkid]

He has an incredibly tiny waist according to that model!

EVEN MORE OBJECTIFYING. I'm gonna whine about this on youtube, it's the hip new way to get rich quick!

[snapshot]

Avoozl said:

The Quake III Arena model of Doomguy has an exposed stomach but there's no signs of ripped material oddly.

Makes Sense

[Maes]

Doomkid said:

He has an incredibly tiny waist according to that model!

EVEN MORE OBJECTIFYING.

Heh, kinda reminds me of those "Why Barbie is an unrealistic, inhuman and harmful beauty ideal for young girls" analyses.

[Technician]

nxGangrel said:

Look whose talking.

Joke's on you! I was just pretending to be retarded.

Maes said:

Heh, kinda reminds me of those "Why Barbie is an unrealistic, inhuman and harmful beauty ideal for young girls" analyses.

I've often wondered why rad-fems haven't protested museums displaying ancient Greek statues of females or renaissance paintings.

[Gez]

Technician said:

I've often wondered why rad-fems haven't protested museums displaying ancient Greek statues of females or renaissance paintings.

Two things: 1. it's evidence of a long history of objectification and 2. you cannot change the habits of dead people.

Protesting Barbies make sense because Barbies are still being produced, so you can effect a change on future Barbies. Protesting the past is futile; it's better to use it as ammo to change the future.

[Koko Ricky]

Quasar said:

It was an unfortunate time for bare midriffs to be back in fashion.

This is somewhat valid. This was the early 90s, the tail end of the awful trend of grown fucking men wearing midriffs. It was an odd time to be an adult male.

[dew]

Doomkid said:

He has an incredibly tiny waist according to that model!

And rather wide shoulders. And shoulder pads. And... massive, massive pouches.

I'm sorry to inform you that Doomguy is a Rob Liefeld character.

[nxGangrel]

Technician said:

Joke's on you! I was just pretending to be retarded.

Ahaha. Good one :)
I hope you'll enjoy it at the pretend asylum.

Sodaholic said:
More evidence that he's a clone!

In Quake 3 there's also a female and orange version of Doomguy. I bet they're clones too.

[Reisal]

It just looks like it was removed due to extensive damage since the background marine's spot is intact.

[Hoodie]

Whenever my girlfriend is watching me play Doom and she sees the armor, she complains about how it wouldn't cover his stomach...


In these situations I don't know if I should defend Doom or be proud of her for noticing that...

[Platinum Shell]

nxGangrel said:

Ahaha. Good one :)
I hope you'll enjoy it at the pretend asylum.

Not sure if still not getting it or counter trolling.

[tomatoKetchup]

Has anybody noticed the weird inplant in place of the demon's hand on the bottom center of the picture?

It intrigues me way more than Doomguy's exhibited 6-pack...

[nxGangrel]

Platinum Shell said:

Not sure if still not getting it or counter trolling.

Its the last one. I think I mess with people to much.
Aw man, you missed your chance to use a Futurama meme.

[SYS]

Hoodie said:

Whenever my girlfriend is watching me play Doom and she sees the armor, she complains about how it wouldn't cover his stomach...


In these situations I don't know if I should defend Doom or be proud of her for noticing that...

Tell her it's a Ballistic Man-bra for Doom guy's gynecomastia.

[VGamingJunkie]

tomatoKetchup said:

Has anybody noticed the weird inplant in place of the demon's hand on the bottom center of the picture?

It intrigues me way more than Doomguy's exhibited 6-pack...

More or less the Cyberdemon gun design.

[RUSH]

Maes said:

Now, it's hard for me not to see the Demons/Barons/Devils/whatever as ravenous female fans, with expressions of pure lust on their faces. Why, look, the hand grabbing Doomguy's forearm looks more like a nicely manicured female hand grabbing the object of her passion, as she licks her demonic lips with anticipation! Even the look in the eyes of the demons is more like passion/desire, than aggression.

And isn't Doomguys' pose reminiscent of a rockstar with his guitar, surrounded by lusty groupies? Hmm.....

Doomguy is a demon pimp! My mind is blown.

[Tracer]

The look on Doomguy's face also looks like he is climaxing.

Huh...doom was never meant to be SciFi horror. It was meant to be SciFi romance. Neat.

[baja blast rd.]

Tarnsman said:

Is Doom Guy the most problematic character of all time?

First of he's white, so Doom is racist because it's excluding POC. Secondly he's a CIS Man so Doom is both sexist and transphobic. We are never given any indication that he's gay so he's also homophobic. He is clearly a very fit man so Doom also is ablist and fat shames. We never see him having sex so Doom is also slut shamming. His fit military body also is forcing male sexuality on everyone who plays and because he's killing demons from hell he's forcing western judeo-christian views on the world through imperial patriarchy, he's also killing demons with guns without trial so Doom is serial killer enabling.

There is not a single line of Doom's code that is not hate speech or oppression. I am so triggered right now.

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool