Gimme Your Doomed Puns!

[Aqfaq]

In a Tyson run I use only pistol, fist and chainsaw. If I use only plasma weapons, is it a Neil deGrasse Tyson run?

There are some great Doom speedrunners here, but who is the best speedpunner?

Edit:

In cyberspace, evil laughter is cyberdemonic.

[scifista42]

Zombieman = Former human.

Shotgunguy = Former sergeant.

Impsed Imp = Former virgin.

[FireFish]

Why shoot the IOS its jammed face, when by all logic you should be able to fire your rocket into its ass.

Duke has balls of steel but... Doomguy still has the biggest fucking gun.

Cyberdemon - huge muscular ass
cacodemon - huge gaping asshole
The imp - the questionable gaping pixels.
Doomguy - has a shaped bodybuilder ass.
mancubus - Nude... whats it up to ?

[dannebubinga]

eeeh?

[40oz]

Are we entirely sure we know what puns are?

[j4rio]

this thread is quite... doomed

[Xegethra]

40oz said:

Are we entirely sure we know what puns are?

It is very punny indeed, laughing all the way.

Yeah I can't really see any puns here either....

Also this I just made!

[Superluigieth1]

"comedy gold" - Micheal Bay

[scifista42]

I thought that pun doesn't necessarily need to be a phrase with double meaning, I thought that any short comical wordplay classifies as a pun. FireFish's one isn't even that, though.

[Superluigieth1]

Mancubus = A man on a bus which says CU.

[FireFish]

I literally thought it was phun as in fun instead of pun... not sleeping and reading does not go wheel smooth.

The guys over at mister propper should play with a broomguy mod.

A tool assisting impse for a demo recording.

edit ;
and adding to that not sleeping problem, i was used to a chat once where phun was used as a sarcastic word for fun. -.-

[Deleted_Account]

In cyberspace only Cyberdemon's can hear you scream.


Okay I'll show myself the door.

[Lore]

Please stop Implying and bring Dem on, I know there ar mour.

[Memfis]

Bloodshredder
dorknation
esselfartium
franckFROG
froggle
Mehfis
Mochadon
Szymasski
Transman

yeah...

[scifista42]

Xaser said:

Eros Falling.

[an_mutt]

just gonna direct people to my twitter

[Vorknkx]

Why did Doomguy throw away his boots?

Because of lost soles.

[Avoozl]

Memfis said:

Mehfis

Or Methfist.

[Tristan]

From the creator of Stardate 20X6 and Crumpets, a brand-new puzzle map of many colours! Have you got what it takes to solve...

Spoiler

the Ribbiks cube?

scifista42 said:

Eros Falling

Suppose I should add the more common Eris Failing, but I've seen it so many times now its lost its funny factor :P

[Gez]

Eris Falling said:

Suppose I should add the more common Eris Failing, but I've seen it so many times now its lost its funny factor :P

What do you call non-arousing porn? Eros Failing.

[T-Rex]

I watched the Slaughterfest, and it sure was Nuts!

[Avoozl]

My username doesn't seem to be very pun-able.

[FireFish]

Gez said:

What do you call non-arousing porn? Eros Failing.

I gez there would always be somebody able to get aroused.

[Job]

"That's one doomed space marine."

Spoiler

- Duke Nukem

[Tristan]

Avoozl said:

My username doesn't seem to be very pun-able.

Roger Moore is James Bond in...Avoozl to a Kill


Stop throwing things at me!

[VGamingJunkie]

Did you hear the tag team duo between a Demon and an Arachnotron? They're pinky... they're pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain.

[TwinBeast]

I heard the healers' talks from behind the rock.
They wondered where did the demons go at 6 o'clock.
All running out of Adrian's pen into a sandy city.
Urban fantasy 1, dust rose high, feel no pity.

I saw the demons imbued in the dark sinister hue.
Who do I call, who's gonna come to the rescue?
Sweet talion lady, she's got a little black pack.
Eve fade to red, countdown to death, back on track.

[Samtron75v1]

What's the crappiest demon of them all?

Spoiler

Cacademon

Why was the former human afraid of looking at his reflection?

Spoiler

'Cause he's a zombie man!

Fireblu? More like

Spoiler

fireblegh

[MFG38]

- When will you stop playing DOOM?
- When pigs fly.

*demon flies out of the screen*

- I'll stop playing DOOM now...

[Krispy]

You people are impossible.
I'm just reading these posts and baron it all...
But I can't take my eyes off demonitor.
This thread should be gone by the cac of dawn.