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[Linguica]

 

Blain Newport "Charlton Heston begins his monthly address...." -- Nick Fai "Where's Waldo?" -- Matt Dixon I've posted all the rest in the comments. Also, I'm still being asked this, so once again: Doomnation is down because Frag.com, its host, went down to "switch servers" and never returned. That's all I know.

[Linguica]

The DOOM Chamber Singers.

"When hippies get pissed..."

Damn...well I got them to line up for a snap SHOT, I wonder if they'll give me some shells...

"Everyone say 'cheese'."

I only followed my orders!

"Go to Hell in STYLE with our completely new Fall (fallout?) line!"

"Photo Day at Columbine"

[Bouncer-Steve] Ok bitches the next person to even BREATHE gets a face full of lead!

"Okay, who gave the dead man walking a shotgun?" Thought the shooting squad.

Damn, I wish I had a BFG.

"I'll take the red one please."

(ahem) When I said this choir needed the discipline of the Marine Corps., this isn't what I had in mind!

99 space marines sitting on the wall
99 space marines sitting on the wall
And if I pull the trigger
I'll fucking kill them all
And they'll steaming piles of giblets
Hanging on the wall

"Class '95 reunion"

"I'd like to congratulate the Space Marine class of 2000. May you go on to kick some demon ass"

"Go Marines!"

"All right. If everyone could just form a line... single file, please."

"Lost Class Reunion photo from 5 Years of DOOM."

"When hell breaks (loose), we fix it."

"Perhaps holding cattle call auditions for the part of the DOOM3 marine wasn't such a good idea."

"Okay. You two yellow guys start counting. Everybody else, go hide!"

"DOOM Arena Football has fans you _definitely_ don't want to dissappoint."

"We had a kid that was supposed to check their guns at the door. The first guy shot him."

"Charleton Heston's Vision for America."

"Two of these Space Marines cleaned their uniforms using All Temperature Ph34r with Color Guard. Can you tell which ones?"

"Why are those guys in the cheap seats giggling? Holy S%&T! BFG! RUN!!!"

"We finally got everyone on the same foot, but we need more energy! I want those kicks higher! It's Broadway or Bust!"

"Atten-TION! All right troops. You've heard our orders. I know some of you think this mission is a bad idea, and you may be right. But by God, if Carmack needs us, we're not gonna let him down! Fall out and report to the 3D conversion facility, immediately! Dis-MISSED!"

"Dem Quake marines ain't gonna know what him 'em. Heheh."

"Here we see csDOOM forces staging for an assault on an unnamed Q3 server. Sheer numbers almost allowed the to win the day, but one of their targets rocket jumped to a ceiling niche higher than their rockets would track, forcing a hasty retreat."

"It's either a really good day or a really bad day to be Crash."

"My, my, my. So many marines to kill, so little time"

"Frads, countrymen, Romans..."

"Say cheese and DIE!"

"The Graduating class 2000"

"The Rainbow-British are Coming!!"

well in the doom world they do give the guy being executed by firing squad a small chance all be it a very small chance.....

ok who wants it up the ass first?u in the yellow!get over here!

"Right, which of you bastards stole my underpants?"

"Why won't you take the picture!? ...Hey, that camera sure looks like a BFG... Heh heh... Eh..."

"Charlton Heston begins his monthly address...."

"Will the real Slim Shaddy please stand up"

"Class, smile for the camera, peter don't shoot your classmates"

"What the hell kind of AA meeting is this...?"

"The guards are dead! I can finally escaa...oh shit..."

"This cloning experiment has really payed off."

"*BOOM* Oops! Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face..."

"*sound of latex glove snapping* So who's gonna be first?"

Sure, the whole shoot-an-apple-off-his-son's-head-thing went well, but before he knew it, William Tell was addicted.

"Where's Waldo?"

[mewse]

FIRST POST! no wait.. hrm...

[Guest Carnage Galore]

Janet Reno: You have your orders men. Now let's go get that Cuban kid!

[Guest Tawney]

That would make a great NRA class photo;)

[Guest Psycho]

Linguica, the next poll shoud be Should the choose your own caption POTD be a regular feature?

[Megalyth]

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a scitzofrenic, and so am I ..."

Now, I'm not flaming here, but I did an extensive report on psychological problems, and schizophrenia is not, repeat NOT, a multiple personality disorder.

Just wanted to say that. :)

[Guest Anonymous User]

What is this, a Quake 3 site? Keep the Quake 3 shit on planetquack.com, please.

[Guest Anonymous User]

'mommy, mommy, i want that yellow one up front!' 'sorry, billy, but i can only afford the blue one in the back.'

[Guest ricrob]

Quiet....quiet please. Is this everyone from #doomroom? Damnit...where's Cyb and Mystican?!!! Ling...go find them damnit...and stop playing touchy feely with Mordeth! Now...the rest of you...lock and load...we're taking over #doom2...ready?!!

[Guest Confusion]

"Sure, the whole shoot-an-apple-off-his-son's-head-thing went well, but before he knew it, William Tell was addicted."

Anyone else think this sounds like a caption from a Far Side cartoon?

[Jon]

ric: lol!

Just like to mention that this fantastic picture was taken with doom legacy..

[Carnevil]

Bah, Crash is gonna be in ST too, so no complaining :)

[Guest Confusion]

You and your Legacy. Sheesh.

[Jon]

hehhhhee

[Hyena]

"You're all under arrest" (would be funnier if there were more of them)

[mewse]

Megalyth: You're right, Schizophrenia isn't Multiple Personality Disorder. I haven't done a study or anything it's just one of those damn "facts" I learned once.

[SoM]

Auditions for the Blaim Imp Project.

[Guest Anonymous User]

paint me blue and call me stupid, but whta the hell is schizophrenia then, and how com everyone (including myself) think it's a type of multiple personality disorder, what is it, some kind of sushi? Quack III arenA (first time i heard that, very funny)

[Lüt]

Heh, you guys read about the dispute over the new Jim Carrey movie too?

[Guest Anonymous User]

"Times like this I'm glad Carmack invented IDDQD, heheheh..."

[Guest Anonymous User]

Damn, what a time to forget your password... here I came up with this great caption... bah! Bah I say! -- Excal_Z

[skadoomer]

"And the quakeguy suddenly realised that not only he was in the wrong room, but the puney doom marine that he had made fun of years ago had come back for revenge......"

[Guest 2nd Shadow]

If I reameber cerectly for my many many houres of TV watchin' , it's when you are extreamly peranoid of everything, HEY STOP STAREING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest FreAkish]

"Alright those of you in non-regulation colored uniforms drop and give me 20!"

[Guest Kokistos]

I'd explain what schizophrenia is, but it's probably the hardest to define disorder there is. I will say, though, that the proper name for the multiple-personality thing is dissociative identity disorder. It's the least common mental disorder around, much less common than dissociative identity.

[Guest Psycho]

SORRY, I didn't realize it was such a big deal. Really sorry if I offended anyone.

[Guest Anonymous User]

"May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please, will the real Flynn Taggart please stand up, i repeat will the real flynn taggart please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here"

[Guest Carnage Galore]

The Sixth Annual id Beauty Contest...

[Guest Anonymous User]

schizophrenia in short is believing strongly something that isn't real and then act upon it. ethh