prower Posted May 10, 2000 Did you hear about the guy who loaded up a squirt gun with his semen and shot it at kids in Toys R' Us? That's just hilarious! Of course the media will relate this to Columbine and stuff, but oh well. Haha, that guy is a genius - there wasn't a law against that either! He got like a week in jail. This guy is my hero :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Cyb Posted May 10, 2000 A 'genius'? I think the word you're searching for is 'psycho'. 0 Share this post Link to post
stphrz Posted May 10, 2000 Prower: .......aw hell. What's the point? Just forget it... 0 Share this post Link to post
tom Posted May 11, 2000 Cyb said:A 'genius'? I think the word you're searching for is 'psycho'. Surely in some cases both descriptions apply. I haven't decided whether this is one of them though. 0 Share this post Link to post
Megalyth Posted May 11, 2000 I bet you'd love to be the one getting shot with semen, right? 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest c-d-w Posted May 11, 2000 AndrewB said:I'd put my money on "sick-minded"... ..or dedicated... do you know how hard it is to get your semen into a squirt gu.. uh, I mean.. what a sick bastard!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest ViolentEd Posted May 11, 2000 Where do people find the time to do that sort of thing? Imagine if your a girl in a department store and some dude comes up with a super soaker and sprays yassum all over you. I mean, really just think about that...ewwwww. Nasty. How can those girls explain to their parents how nut stains are on their clothes. "Oh some guy squirted this all over me" ...cant sound good any way you say it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted May 11, 2000 c-d-w said:..or dedicated... do you know how hard it is to get your semen into a squirt gu.. uh, I mean.. what a sick bastard!! He's got a point. Some of those squirt guns can hold a lot of stuff, it must have taken a while. 0 Share this post Link to post
mewse Posted May 11, 2000 Wow, a squirt gun?? I guess they're lucky he didn't use a super soaker!! :o 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest David A Posted May 11, 2000 It's because of stuff like this that I would never work as a janitor. 0 Share this post Link to post
bitstate Posted May 13, 2000 Lüt said:He's got a point. Some of those squirt guns can hold a lot of stuff, it must have taken a while. My first thought too .... 0 Share this post Link to post
Toke Posted May 16, 2000 stphrz said:Amen! That would be funny if it was a super soaker. Maybe he imbesseled from a sperm bank. 0 Share this post Link to post
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