Friday is here.

[Guest Duke Nukem]

Well, Friday is here. So let's talk about what happened this week. I contributed a computer to my grandmom so she could play her casino game, school sucks, and thats about it for me. Anything <b>exciting?<b/> happen to anyone else?

[X-Blade]

Yeah, I stole some old lady's new computer. She was using it for casino games so I figured it wasn't meeting its potential in her hands. I sold her a fake life insurance policy and while she was out finding her checkbook, I loaded up the computer. She came back without noticing the missing computer, gave me a check, and thanked me for my honesty. I ran off with my newly acquired assets leaving her on the porch. I assume she had a heart-attack because I saw her fall over in the middle of her fist shaking. Hmm...What a great week!

[Guest Doom4Ever]

well i finally got married. on the plane to jamaca, which is where i was gonna spend my honymoon, the plane was hyjaked by lybian terrorists who killed the pilot and flew the plane to afgafastan where i was stranded and had to work to get money to get a plane home. it sucked.

[Lüt]

X-Blade said:

Yeah, I stole some old lady's new computer. She was using it for casino games so I figured it wasn't meeting its potential in her hands. I sold her a fake life insurance policy and while she was out finding her checkbook, I loaded up the computer. She came back without noticing the missing computer, gave me a check, and thanked me for my honesty. I ran off with my newly acquired assets leaving her on the porch. I assume she had a heart-attack because I saw her fall over in the middle of her fist shaking. Hmm...What a great week!

Ouch!

Heh.

[Lüt]

Yeah, I had that car accident I mentioned earlier. Which means I got the week off. Which means I did a little work on a few old Doom maps of mine and I want to release a 3-level demo featuring a map from each episode by Monday.

I am also going to find who invented the time delays between posts and slaughter them.

Again.

And again.

And again.

AND AGAIN!

ONE LAST TIME!

[RTC_Marine]

Lüt said:

Ouch!

Heh.

Old people are great, i stole my grandma's lawnmower & she never new what happened! lol

[Lüt]

Uh... what exactly would you want with a lawnmower?

[SaGa]

hmmm to cut the lawn (y would he want to do that thou)

[Guest DestROYer]

Uggh, ye gods once again frowned apon my HD :P

[Guest Duke Nukem]

SaGa said:

hmmm to cut the lawn (y would he want to do that thou)

My grandmom doesn't have a porch. And she isn't stupid either

[Lüt]

SaGa said:

hmmm to cut the lawn (y would he want to do that thou)

I meant why a lawnmower as opposed to anything else he could take? That's one of the last things I'd ever take from anybody's house, aside from a snowblower or decorative boulder.

[Guest Duke Nukem]

RTC_Marine said:

Old people are great, i stole my grandma's lawnmower & she never new what happened! lol

You must be proud. Stealing your own grandmom's lawnmower. You piece of crap

[fodders]

Duke Nukem said:

My grandmom doesn't have a porch. And she isn't stupid either

I paid an out of work Irishman to paint my porch, he was out there 3 hrs with a can of red paint, came inside to say "I have finished sir, and by the way it's a Mercedes not a Porche" the bastard :)

[Jon]

I had one of the best friday's of my life and I owe it all (or at least most of it) to being tee-total.

[Guest destroyer]

Duke Nukem said:

My grandmom doesn't have a porch. And she isn't stupid either

but cho moma is

[Guest fraggle`]

Lüt said:

Uh... what exactly would you want with a lawnmower?

perhaps he wants it for "robot wars"