you're doom obsessive if....

[Sephiroth]

you keep sending in your aplication to the UAC to the US government.

you have every piece of doom merchendise there is and even some you have made.

if u keep your doom posters in a vacum sealed picture fram like the musames.

if you only play doom, quake and other ID games.

if u worship, pray, and sacrifice small animals to ID software or any of its staff.

if u make your home just like your favorite doom map.

if you name all your children, pets, etc after doom charectars.

if u wear nothing but doom cloths.

if you have at least 20 copies of all the dooms.

if all your music is doom related sound tracks.

[elbryan42]

Just what is wrong with animal sacrifice to the almighty cyberdemon? I bow before you! I am NOT worthy. Oooohhh... a bunny to sacrifice....

[Zeratul 982]

"...if u make your home just like your favorite doom map."

How about vise-versa?
("...if you make a doom map of your home.")
Because I've done that already, and I still have the wad.

[Guest deathwarrior]

I SENT A AUC APPLICATION TO THE US GOVERNMENT!!!!!

THEY ACCEPTED ME, SO NOW IM IN THE UAC!!!!!!!

[Lüt]

Zeratul 982 said:

"...if u make your home just like your favorite doom map."

How about vise-versa?
("...if you make a doom map of your home.")
Because I've done that already, and I still have the wad.

Heh, I did that too. Didn't work out so well. But now that I think about it, I could do everything I wanted to do with EDGE... (I have a basement but there were no silent teleports or multiple levels back then.)

[nightmare imp]

I am a corporal in the UAC space marines and I've been through hell on numerous occasions.Its hard to be a space marine like me.
But since im immortal now,becuase I crossed the hell gates and my soul was lost in the process,im pissed at UAC,damn them and there experiments!

Sluaghtering zombies and hacking bull demons limbs off,blowing imps away and splattering cacodemons,its all in a days work for me."what the hell,theres a baron of hell stomping twowards me,I arm the BFG 9000 and blow the unholy fuck out of it".Whoo,i feel bnetter.