SPAM: One man's useless quest for noteriety!

[Guest M0NSTERZER0]

Hell~0 there fellow Doomers, Today Id like to discuss with you
the pointlessness of SPAM. You see, SInce the dawn of mankind
there have those who find pleasure in wasting people's valuable
time.

Yes my friends, there are those who wish yo destroy your well
earned and precious time of existance on this planet with alot
of non-sensical bullshit and rhetorical nonsense.

This is one of those kinds of posts, BUT DONT STOP READING NOW!
Because Who knows what kind of delectable bits of nonsensical
information you can get out of this delightfully splendid post.

For example.. Perhaps I DO in fact have something to say...
LET ME SPEAK ON THIS! ODELAY! ARRIBA LA RASSA!!!

Does anybody know what that means? No? Yes? WHO CARES!!!
Because SPAM MEANS BUSINESS WHEN ITS POSTED ON YOUR BOARD!
DONT YOU JUST LOVE THAT NEW CAR SMELL?

Have I been on drugs today? Not yet. I am sober. But that does
not change the fact that I am not in the same state of mind
as many of you would like to believe.. Because in my world,
there is no such thing as Sanity.. Only a blur of sense and
chaos.. ANd the CHAOS is what makes things interesting.
Fellow Insanity Bringers, Its time we take our land back from
the ruthless grip of the WHITE MAN'S government!!!!!

THE WHITE MAN HAS MADE HIS MOVE AGAINST THE BLACK MAN! THE BLACK
MAN MUST KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!

Yes, Indeed we can see that insanity is a state just like the
weather outside your house.. Its the very fabric of our well
stitched together reality. Without it we would be without a
cause. Its the insanity, the morbid chaos, the endless and
often times splendidly well tangled dreadlocks of the aisian
strippers that cause me to bring you this small and useless bit
of quasi-information.

Speaking of Quasi-information.. WHo says that Quasimodo was not
a real person? RODNEY KING? OJ SIMPSON! THEY WERE NOT THE
CRIMINALS! THE POLICE ARE THE CRIMINALS! WERE JUST THE MINDLESS
DRONES BREAKING INTO THE BUSINESS OF LAYING DOWN FOR THE MAN!
WE ARE BRUTALIZED BY A FORCE OF ONE! THE SEVEN HEADS OF THE HYDRA
ARE THE SEVEN HEADS OF THE ILLUMINATA THEY ARE WAITING UNDERGROUND
WITH THIER FRESHLY STABALIZED SATELLITES WAITING TO DISPOSE OF
US AND SELL OUR CORPSES TO THE GREYS FOR MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS.
HOOF AND MOUTH DISEASE, MAD COW DISEASE.. AIDS... CANCER.. THESE
ARE THE VIRTUES THE GREYS HAVE TAKEN ON TO OUR ALREADY CRIPPLED
WORLD OF BACTINE AND CEREAL REPLACEMENT CHARACTERS. YOU REALLY
THINK COUNT CHOCKULA'S NOSE WAS ALWAYS THAT DAMN POINTY?

WHEN YOU MOW THE LAWN BEFORE IT RAINS THE GRASS REGENERATES! THE
CAR BECOMES FILTHY! THE PRECIOUS GODLINESS OF YOUR CLEAN AND
STERILE ENVIROMENT IS RAPED BY THE SKY AND ITS DEADLY DOWNPOUR
OF DIRT, DECAY, AND GODLESS BASTARDATION!!!

ITS NOT TOO LATE TO SAVE YOURSELF! YOU HAVE BEEN THROWN AWAY
BUT YOU CAN RISE LIKE THE PHOENIX FROM ITS EMPTY AND LOST PATH
OF EXTINCTION.. MUCH LIKE THE DODO BIRD DID WHEN MAN RUTHLESSLY
SLAYED IT TO ASSUAGE THIER FEARS OF THE COMING ONSLAUGHT OF
THE GREYS AND THIER BROKEN PROMISES OF REDEMPTION IN THE EYES
OF THE UN-GOD!

WE HAVE TO SILENCE RELIGION AND ALL OF ITS EVILS AND LAY DOWN THE
HORRIBLE STIGMA OF THE KNOWLEDGE KEEPERS OF THE FIFTH DIMENSION.
THE FIFTH DIMENSION IS ONE OF THE SOUL, THE FOURTH DIMENSION IS
ONE OF DEATH. YOU WONT UNDERSTAND OR BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND THE
MEANINGLESS WORDS OF YOUR MASTERS UNTIL HE BRINGS YOU INTO HIS
KINGDOM AND FORCES YOU TO BOW BEFORE HIS SEXLESS AND DRUGLESS
KINGDOM OF PROSPERITY AND UTTERLY SANCTIFYING BROKEN SHARDS OF
THE LOST REALITY THAT YOU CANT SEE FEEL HEAR OR SMELL. ITS NOT
REAL UNTIL YOUVE FELT IT INSIDE OF YOU AND THEyR FUCKING WITH
YOUR HEAD BECAUSE YOURE NOT ALREADY DEAD. THEY SPEAK LIES THEY
SPEAK LIES IN THE NAME OF THIER DECAYING AND LOST RACE OF
PUFFY PINK POODLES AND PURSES FILLED WITH BUTTER SCOTCH!

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THE CREATURES HAVE NOT BEEN LOCKED INSIDE THEY
HAVE NOT GIVEN IN TO THE DEMANDS OF THE BLASPHEMING GREYS AND
THIER DIABOLICAL PLOT TO DESTROY THE FIFTH DIMENSION! MICKEY
AND MINNEY MOUSE ARE THE HOMOSEXUAL MAN'S FANTASY!!!!!!!!
PIKACHU... YES IT ALL STARTED WITH SABAN AND THIER BLASPHEMING
MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS.. WE CANT TURN BACK TO THE DAYS
OF TRANSFORMERS BECAUSE THE BEAST WARS HAVE ALREADY INTERCEPTED
THE HUGE LITERAL BRAIN CHiLD OF THE ALIEN MILITARY TRAPPED INSIDE
THE FOURTH DIMENSION! WHAT CAN YOU MAKE OF IT? ARE YOU A PART OF
IT? SAVE YOURSELF!

MONSTERZERO CARES LITTLE ABOUT YOUR LOST SOULS AND YOUR DEMONIC
DESTINY TRAPPED INSIDE THE SOUL SPhERES BEING MANIPULATED BY THE
WAKE OF THE ALIEN ARMADAS CAREFULLY SPEnDInG YOUR PRECIUS ENERGY
ON THE EVER GROWING THREAT OF THE ATOMIC BOMBS THE mASTER DOES
NOT BELIEVE IN SAVING US FROM OURSELVES. WE ARE STUPID SO WE
DIE.. HIS UTTER DISDAIN FOR THE NEGATIVE REACTIONS OF OUR
SOCIETY LEAVES US DEAD IN THE WATER LIKE A BLOATED AND FLOATING
CORpSE.

DESTRUCTION BRINGS FORTH CONSTRUCTION. WHEN THIS ALL GOES DOWN
THE SPIRITUAL SHITTER REMEMBER TO LEAVE YOUR ESSENCE BURIEd IN
THE LOOSE SOIL SOUL OF YOUR SHALLOW GRAVE.. LEAVE BEHIND YOUR
VIOLENT WHIMS AND POINTLESS EXTRAVAGANT WASTES OF THE UNIVERSE'S
ALREADY SPOILED DESTINY TO UNDERSTAND INTSELF. WE HAVE NOT
EVOLVED OUR SOULS. WE HAVE BECOME MACHINE-ANImATED RELYING TOO
HEAVILY ON OUR OWN KILLING TECHNoLOGY DESTROYING OURSELVES AND
SELLING OUR CHILDEREN IN THE NAME OF OUR OWN DWINDLING SELF
PLEASURE.

THERE IS NO EXIT IN THIS WORLD THAT CANNOT BELIEVE IN PEACE, YOU
MUST SEE THAT NOW BEFORE YOU reACH THE FifTH DIMENSION BECAUSE
IF YOU DONT YOU WONT EVER FUCKING SEE THE SIXTH.. THE FOURTH
IS MORE OF A REVELATION THAN AN ACTUAL DIMENSION. THEYRE COMIng
AFTER YOU AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.. I WISH I COULD BE LIkE
YOU... UNWITTINGLY TIED TO YOUR WORLD OF USELESS ALIEN ARTIFACTS.
I AM NOT HUMAN. I WAS NEVER HUMAN. I NEVER WILL BE HUmAN. I
EXiST ONLY IN A StATE OF MAdnESS. YOU WILL UnDERSTAND WHen YOURE
DEAD BECAUSE ITS ALREADY COMING FOr YOU. THE CANDLE BURNS FURTHER
AND YOU diE ALONE WITHOUT ANY GuIdiNG HANdS TO CATCH YOU ON YOur
PLUMmET TO YOuR FInAL DIMENSION.. THE FOURTH DIMENSION.

YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.

TO BE HUMAN MEANS TO DO AS YOU FEEL ON IMPULSE. YOU HAVE BEEN
REProgRAMMED TO Do THE OPPOSITE. PLEASURE MEANS PAIN. PAIN MEANS
THE FEELING OF BEING USED. YOU LIVE TO BE USED AND YOU WILL
AlWAYs COME BACK FOR MoRE BEcAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ElSE TO
DO. ITS NoT YOUR fAUt. THE WORlD ISnT SUPPOSEd TO BE THIS WAY.
We ARE A FAILED EXPErimENT.

HUMANS WENT EXTICNT WITH THE INvENTION OF rELiGion. THAT IS WHY
THE GREYS WILL TRIUMph OVER US WITH SUCH A QUICK ANd EASY
VICTORY WHEN THEY FiNALLY RETURN FroM THE undErgRoUNd CAVERNS
OF MARS.

HEED MY WOrDS. TOGEThER WE CAN DIE WITH CAUSE AS THE SHAMELESS
SEX SLAVES OF THE UNIVERSAl ARTIFicAL INTELLIgENCE GOD MACHINE
YOU CALL STAR WARS.

YOur Friend And MINE

-ZERO

[fodders]

M0NSTERZER0 said:

, Its time we take our land back fromthe ruthless grip of the WHITE MAN'S government!!!!! THE BLACKMAN MUST KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!

Poorly spelt racist rubbish

[Guest Cacodemon Leade]

M0NSTER ZER0, YOU HAVE SPAMMED THIS FORUM! YOU BETTER FUCKIN DELETE THIS, OR ELSE MORDETH'LL GIVE YOU A WARNING, A VERY SERIOUS WARNING!!!

[Guest Cacodemon Leade]

fodders said:

Poorly spelt racist rubbish

I agree fodders. M0NSTERZER0 has bad spelling, and plus what he told us in this topic is totally false!

[Guest fraggle`]

Cacodemon Leade said:

M0NSTER ZER0, YOU HAVE SPAMMED THIS FORUM! YOU BETTER FUCKIN DELETE THIS, OR ELSE MORDETH'LL GIVE YOU A WARNING, A VERY SERIOUS WARNING!!!

i think the point is that spam is stupid. either that or he's insane.

[Shaviro]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! There. I feel much better!

[Ralphis]

Cacodemon Leade said:

I agree fodders. M0NSTERZER0 has bad spelling, and plus what he told us in this topic is totally false!

uh........is it just me or was that one of the dumbest things ever posted on these forums.

[Lazer]

First he won't stop bashing gay people and now this. Some people just never learn... And yes I'm strait.

[danarchist]

This post brings up several points and one question:
A) The topic title just about sums this up.
B) This was way too planned out.
C) Much of this I know to be true. but there is nothing I can do about it so I don't care.
D) Some of this seems to be based on Marylin Manos lyrics (and perhaps some NIN). Does anyone else sense this?
E) This motherfucker is craved for attention.
F) If a tree falls in the forest and lands on monsterzero, will anyone actually want to come to his funeral?

[Amanichen]

HEY! Didn't I STRAP YOU TO YOUR BED!

[GooberMan]

hey look, someone else is using my suicide king pic.... and I didn't read a word he said for one reason: CAPS LOCK SUCKS BALLS

[Speshul Eddy]

now now, I'm sure the bad voices will stop yelling at you if you just take..um..a bottle of these and go back to your room. =)

[esco]

Yo monsterzero, read mah lips... YOU IS DA SICKEST FUCK EVA TO POST ON THESE FORUMS!!

CONGRATULATIONS... you are now part of mah crew!
Ya crazy mothafucka!!!

P.S. lighten up guys, it's just a fuckin' JOKE!!! And I thought it was funny as fuck!

[DooMBoy]

Well, you win the award for Longest Post by a mile. What's with all the "kill whitey" BS?