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deadnail said:

Hot ejected brass
Hollow point lead screams at you
I will watch you die

Excuse me? you said something about a ejected bra?

OK, time to turn down my headphones volume...

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deadnail said:

I will pop your head
I will hear your agony
My Sound Blaster Live!

Actually that's MY Live! card, and if you think you can take it with you just because you ripped my head off you're wrong, mister!

Now, be a nice boy and grab my head. NOT IN THAT WAY PERVERT!!!

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deadnail said:

You are now my bitch
I own your pathetic ass
Get a mouse, dipshit

ME PLAY WITH KEYBOARD!!!

ME VERY GOOD WITH MY "U4M/" KEYBOARD CONFIG!!!

YOU WIN BECAUSE OF LAG! UGH!

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deadnail said:

I enjoy your pain
I savor your hellish screams
I think I have wood

Mmmmkay, *cough* sadistic *COUGH*.... Oh! You hear that? It's Mr. NoOne calling me! Be right back!!

/me disappears.

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deadnail said:

I survive on pop
Cables strewn as far as I see
LAN parties kick ass

You survive on poop?

Sheesh, no wonder why your breath smells like that...

<OK, i have to start lowering the goddamn volume...>

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Zaldron said:

No way, I don't wanna keep hearing this shit.

Oh I see what you're doing... YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!

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Zaldron said:

Damn, you really seem to like those burgers...you should cook them before swallowing them, though...

At least he's swallowing burgers...

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deadnail said:

Almost shit your pants
Shouldn't eat at Taco Bell
"You have lost the lead"

You could at least ran into the bathroom instead of making up that haiku...

/me goes for the mop.

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deadnail said:

Read Penny Arcade
Check 3D Action Planet
I need nerd news now

SLASHDOT - News for nerds. Stuff that matters...

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deadnail said:

You got the first blood
Find the flak cannon for kills
UT has it's points

Yeah, Im sure it has them...now excuse me while I burn the game.

YAY! HAHAHAH! LOOKS LIKE THOSE POINTS ARE FLAMMABLE!!!

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Zaldron said:

Dude, we're playing Hexen, why you keep telling us about your goddamn quad damage?!?

And NO, those are not railguns... aah screw it.

Give him a break, alcoholics usually have trouble with association.

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deadnail said:

I drown in your blood
I will take first place tonight
I must kill you all

OK!!! THAT'S IT! YOU JUST DROWNED!!

WHY YOU KEEP SINGING THEN!??!?!?!?!


/me cuts the other wrist.

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deadnail said:

My rails are purple
Your blood is red and steaming
Mock me again, prick

OK... repeat after me... H, E, X, E, N.

See? That's not so hard. FUCK! NO! STOP LOOKING FOR Q3DM1!!!

/me cries.

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deadnail said:

My four hundred ping
I will never score first place
My fifty six gay

OK, here's a tip : if you download the latest drivers for that modem, instead of covering it with butter like that machine told you, you'll get better pings. Believe me, when did I failed you?

OK, OK, BESIDES THE TIME YOU ENDED IN JAIL!!

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Zaldron said:

Huh? what?

OK, I'm going to pick up that bag of "candies" and throw it in the trash. NO! FUCK! BAD DEADNAIL!! STOP BITING!

Le Ventilateur, why don't you slice some skin?
Le Ventilateur, let the cuttin' begin!

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deadnail said:

This enough haikus?
I think I'll just keep going on
Unless someone cries

=)

If I cry through another hole more I'll die of an hemorrhage.

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deadnail said:

SHIT FUCK GODAMMIT!
Son of a bitchass Windows
I lost my high score

Oh, don't worry. No one cares about Solitaire anymore...

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Zaldron said:

OK, jackass, this is a LAN party. Your lame excuses don't work here...

Ohhhh, LANd me a place, far far away from home, where the pain is not the same... Free my soul.

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deadnail said:

Hip hop ain't music
Wiggedy wiggedy whack
Fashion fake bullshit

Yo! Yo! Shit! Fuck! ahhh, crap... you're damn right.

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deadnail said:

Back to the topic
Games are not murder trainers
Liberals suck cock

Games might not be murder trainers, but your haikus are surelly one hell of a "suicide motivator"...

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Zaldron said:

Not me! I have nothing to do with zaldron_arena_of_gore.WAD

<Heheheheheh>

What do you do in that map, get trapped in the middle of the recount? EXCITING!

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deadnail said:

Disc protection sucks
Let me play the fucking game
Just make it fun first

Well, you can always crack your games... Hey? what's this? WAIT!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!! NO! NOT BACK IN THE BOX!! GOD NO!

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deadnail said:

Pentium four sucks
Athlon is where its all at
Cost and performance

And you get PAID for doing this kind of marketing?!??! Cool, sign me in.

ATHLON WILL CURE YOUR WOUNDS AND BRING FORTUNE TO YOU AND YOUR DESCENDANTS FOR THE NEXT 1000 YEARS!!!

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Zaldron said:

Dude, we're still playing Hexen...I mean, there's no sFUCK!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?!?!

Hmph. Making noise in the Silent Refectory - Lalalalala... twas always a fun law-breaking experience.

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There once was a webmaster named Lingie,
whose undies were a little too clingy.
'I'm God!' he'd command.
'I rule all the land!'
Turned out he just had a small thingie.

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deadnail said:

I love my Dreamcast
It can still fight Sony hard
What is wrong with YOU?

And could you explain me why this PS2 pre-ordering ticket was beyond your secret wall?

Dude, if you don't want people to look at your private stuff, you should hide it better...

(courtesy of PA)

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deadnail said:

Face my dogs of war
Smell like ass flavored milk bone
Lockjaw will get you

God, when was the last time I played that Cujo mod for Quake 1 ??

/me has sweet memories.

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Zaldron said:

Damn, looks like we'll have to shot him.

Personally, I think we should shoot him first.

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There once was a Doomer named mewse,
whose lifestyle one should not confuse.
He could go out for some kicks,
Or pick up on some chicks,
Instead, he'd stock up on some booze.

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deadnail said:

Trip on my grenade
Backflip into the lava
Stupid Dreamcast pad

Perhaps if you stop licking it you'll be able to improve your skills.

I don't think saliva can be of any good on electronics...

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