Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:Hot ejected brass Hollow point lead screams at you I will watch you die Excuse me? you said something about a ejected bra? OK, time to turn down my headphones volume... 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:I will pop your head I will hear your agony My Sound Blaster Live! Actually that's MY Live! card, and if you think you can take it with you just because you ripped my head off you're wrong, mister! Now, be a nice boy and grab my head. NOT IN THAT WAY PERVERT!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:You are now my bitch I own your pathetic ass Get a mouse, dipshit ME PLAY WITH KEYBOARD!!! ME VERY GOOD WITH MY "U4M/" KEYBOARD CONFIG!!! YOU WIN BECAUSE OF LAG! UGH! 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:I enjoy your pain I savor your hellish screams I think I have wood Mmmmkay, *cough* sadistic *COUGH*.... Oh! You hear that? It's Mr. NoOne calling me! Be right back!! /me disappears. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:I survive on pop Cables strewn as far as I see LAN parties kick ass You survive on poop? Sheesh, no wonder why your breath smells like that... <OK, i have to start lowering the goddamn volume...> 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted May 12, 2001 Zaldron said:No way, I don't wanna keep hearing this shit. Oh I see what you're doing... YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted May 12, 2001 Zaldron said:Damn, you really seem to like those burgers...you should cook them before swallowing them, though... At least he's swallowing burgers... 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:Almost shit your pants Shouldn't eat at Taco Bell "You have lost the lead" You could at least ran into the bathroom instead of making up that haiku... /me goes for the mop. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:Read Penny Arcade Check 3D Action Planet I need nerd news now SLASHDOT - News for nerds. Stuff that matters... 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:You got the first blood Find the flak cannon for kills UT has it's points Yeah, Im sure it has them...now excuse me while I burn the game. YAY! HAHAHAH! LOOKS LIKE THOSE POINTS ARE FLAMMABLE!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted May 12, 2001 Zaldron said:Dude, we're playing Hexen, why you keep telling us about your goddamn quad damage?!? And NO, those are not railguns... aah screw it. Give him a break, alcoholics usually have trouble with association. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:I drown in your blood I will take first place tonight I must kill you all OK!!! THAT'S IT! YOU JUST DROWNED!! WHY YOU KEEP SINGING THEN!??!?!?!?! /me cuts the other wrist. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:My rails are purple Your blood is red and steaming Mock me again, prick OK... repeat after me... H, E, X, E, N. See? That's not so hard. FUCK! NO! STOP LOOKING FOR Q3DM1!!! /me cries. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:My four hundred ping I will never score first place My fifty six gay OK, here's a tip : if you download the latest drivers for that modem, instead of covering it with butter like that machine told you, you'll get better pings. Believe me, when did I failed you? OK, OK, BESIDES THE TIME YOU ENDED IN JAIL!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted May 12, 2001 Zaldron said:Huh? what? OK, I'm going to pick up that bag of "candies" and throw it in the trash. NO! FUCK! BAD DEADNAIL!! STOP BITING! Le Ventilateur, why don't you slice some skin? Le Ventilateur, let the cuttin' begin! 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:This enough haikus? I think I'll just keep going on Unless someone cries =) If I cry through another hole more I'll die of an hemorrhage. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:SHIT FUCK GODAMMIT! Son of a bitchass Windows I lost my high score Oh, don't worry. No one cares about Solitaire anymore... 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted May 12, 2001 Zaldron said:OK, jackass, this is a LAN party. Your lame excuses don't work here... Ohhhh, LANd me a place, far far away from home, where the pain is not the same... Free my soul. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:Hip hop ain't music Wiggedy wiggedy whack Fashion fake bullshit Yo! Yo! Shit! Fuck! ahhh, crap... you're damn right. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:Back to the topic Games are not murder trainers Liberals suck cock Games might not be murder trainers, but your haikus are surelly one hell of a "suicide motivator"... 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted May 12, 2001 Zaldron said:Not me! I have nothing to do with zaldron_arena_of_gore.WAD <Heheheheheh> What do you do in that map, get trapped in the middle of the recount? EXCITING! 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:Disc protection sucks Let me play the fucking game Just make it fun first Well, you can always crack your games... Hey? what's this? WAIT!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!! NO! NOT BACK IN THE BOX!! GOD NO! 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:Pentium four sucks Athlon is where its all at Cost and performance And you get PAID for doing this kind of marketing?!??! Cool, sign me in. ATHLON WILL CURE YOUR WOUNDS AND BRING FORTUNE TO YOU AND YOUR DESCENDANTS FOR THE NEXT 1000 YEARS!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted May 12, 2001 Zaldron said:Dude, we're still playing Hexen...I mean, there's no sFUCK!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?!?! Hmph. Making noise in the Silent Refectory - Lalalalala... twas always a fun law-breaking experience. 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted May 12, 2001 There once was a webmaster named Lingie, whose undies were a little too clingy. 'I'm God!' he'd command. 'I rule all the land!' Turned out he just had a small thingie. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:I love my Dreamcast It can still fight Sony hard What is wrong with YOU? And could you explain me why this PS2 pre-ordering ticket was beyond your secret wall? Dude, if you don't want people to look at your private stuff, you should hide it better... (courtesy of PA) 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:Face my dogs of war Smell like ass flavored milk bone Lockjaw will get you God, when was the last time I played that Cujo mod for Quake 1 ?? /me has sweet memories. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted May 12, 2001 Zaldron said:Damn, looks like we'll have to shot him. Personally, I think we should shoot him first. 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted May 12, 2001 There once was a Doomer named mewse, whose lifestyle one should not confuse. He could go out for some kicks, Or pick up on some chicks, Instead, he'd stock up on some booze. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted May 12, 2001 deadnail said:Trip on my grenade Backflip into the lava Stupid Dreamcast pad Perhaps if you stop licking it you'll be able to improve your skills. I don't think saliva can be of any good on electronics... 0 Share this post Link to post
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