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Zaldron said:

when did I failed you?

When you butchered the English language.

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Disorder said:

No wait... They suck

That's why they're so fun to read :)

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Wow.. You still post here?
Oh & BTW, it takes about 20 seconds for me to load this page... *LOL* =)

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Well, I never did finish my first round of posts with Zaldron...

It takes about 4 seconds for it to load for me... that's still 4 seconds longer than it should though :|

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Lüt said:

Sorry, I got lazy about halfway down deadnail's haiku spree.

That's the toned down version. The uncut one runs like this :

"Sorry, Zaldron beat me in the head with a rusty pipe when I wasn't looking"

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Lüt said:

This is what happens when you let me, Zaldron and deadnail loose on the General Forum all at the same time.

Not a pleasant scene if you ask me... :)

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Lüt said:

Hard to believe this entire thread hasn't been decimated yet.

I guess it's because no one even bothered to check it out. The load time is getting huge, and I'm making it worse with every post I add...

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Lüt said:

I can't imagine what would've happened if I had posted that one :|

Mentally/Physically/Socially/Ethically/Morally/Theologically raped...

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Lüt said:

Are you sure you didn't just get the 1-minute delay? =P

"Reply succesfull", sounds familiar?

The best part are the bugs. I saw a deadnail haiku under MY username a while ago, but the font was twice as big and color blue. It dissappeared as soon as I refreshed.

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Lüt said:

Except for the fact that all his attacks are freeze attacks.

And the ones that aren't are still blue, so shut your trap.

And that big weapon doesn't count.

That BIG weapon, or as I like to call it "Bloodscourge" can burn down 1023 pines placed in a straight line.

Besides, blue has nothing to do with "ice" or "water", that's so goddamn stereotypical...

But I'm losing the point here. Where's that friggin point?

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Lüt said:

I'll get back to this one later, I have to take a dump now.

Thanks for sharing that with us. Now if you people excuse me, I have a senator to kill before dinner...

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Lüt said:

Those sure aren't the only flammable things around here.

Yeah....what do you mean?

Hey! FUCK! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!1111

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Lüt said:

Wax it, it runs smoother.

You surely know about the stuff, right Lüt?

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Lüt said:

When you butchered the English language.

Yeah, pretty much when you started selling me those candies...

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Lüt said:

That's why they're so fun to read :)

Yeah!! And they give you 20% off in the eye surgery!!!11

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200th post!!!

Now that this thread archieved such an honorable number, I'll let it die...unless Lüt comes for more.

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Zaldron said:

Not a pleasant scene if you ask me... :)

Yeah, we'll see about that...

::rips off Zaldron's left nut::

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Dave said:

was

Bah. This post will never be finished and you know it.

::knocks Dave upside the head with an Mjompa and proceeds to feijl him to no extent::

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deathwarrior said:

/me blinks rapidly

::rips off deathwarrior's eyelids and sells them on ebay for 67 cents::

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Zaldron said:

I guess it's because no one even bothered to check it out. The load time is getting huge, and I'm making it worse with every post I add...

Even using the back/forward button takes forever.

::kicks Doomworld server::

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Zaldron said:

Ahem, Lüt, I'm here. You're talking to a chair...

::takes chair and kicks Zaldron in the head with it::

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Zaldron said:

Jesus, I tought I got rid of all those candies...

Heh, those weren't tootsie rolls...

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Zaldron said:

I screamed HOORAY!!! and WOOHOO!! in the Orchard of Lamentations.

But you can make noise in orchards. It's strictly prohibited in the Silent Refectory.

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Zaldron said:

Not to mention the ugly 1-minute delay...

If there's one thing that makes me want to kill, that is it.

I swear it's more like 1:30, I've timed it listening to MP3s a few times.

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Lüt said:

THIS POST WILL NEVER DIE!

Hey, I have a question : it is possible to reply on archived threads?

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Lüt said:

Yeah, we'll see about that...

::rips off Zaldron's left nut::

/Zaldron tone raised by +3 octave

JESUS CHRIST!!! eBAY IS ALREADY SUSPICIOUS OF OUR ACTIONS, WE HAVE TO STOP SELLING TESTICLES!!!111

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Lüt said:

Bah. This post will never be finished and you know it.

::knocks Dave upside the head with an Mjompa and proceeds to feijl him to no extent::

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!!!!!111

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Lüt said:

::rips off deathwarrior's eyelids and sells them on ebay for 67 cents::

A change of plans. The testicles issue alerted the FBI, but I think we can get rid of our reputation with the healthy, completely legal market of ripped eyelids and other eye-specific tissue.

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