You've got the -- um...pea-shooter?

[Guest Adriannus]

I think I'll try my hand at posting some poems. At best, only one of 'em is really even remotely related to Doom, but ah, what the hell. Here goes.


Dawn of Twilight

The crimson skies crawl slowly past,
Revealing a man, his face aghast
Saith he to ears, none but his own:
“Man hath reaped what he hath sown.”

In this field, life was made,
But now it is tilled with a blade
Rain once fell to the ground, making mud,
Now the soil is soaked with blood

Day fades now into night,
Darkness forgetting now, the prior light
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Le Miserables Toilette

A glistening whirlpool spirals down to unknown depths,
Ever bubbling in mysterious waters
One man has messed up this beautiful instrument,
He leaves the room as another man enters unaware

This man comes and looks upon this dilemma in dismay,
Wondering what he shall do now
Things are getting dangerous now, perilous waters rising,
He frantically looks for a way out

At last he realizes he has a problem…

…the toilet has clogged.

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- Here's one more for all you romantics out there.


Ode to Feminine Beauty

Thy winsome composure knows earthly limitations not;
it heeds no call, and soars to the heavens above.
In your hands, your heart, you possess my love;
in my mind I know, without you, mine twould be sot.

Thou, your melodious laugh brings rapture to my heart;
and your mind, its intricasies and enigma entranced me.
Verily, my soul cries out for but one thing...thee;
my person knows no greater honor but thou and thy impart.

Grace! Thy grace to mine eyes is music's unearthly motion;
man, nor god, has never known such sculpture as thy face.
Your hand, your finger, upon my heart, your name doth trace;
dear, and thy favor, to my being is an uncurable potion!

To, through, and within thee, God embodied perfection;
a look, a thought, gesture, anything from thee doth me enmesh;
And to know thou, to experience you brings life to my flesh;
You are She who God made with intent, She who is my heart's elation.
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Quite a bit of writing. I actually wrote these (most of 'em) before hand and saved them on my PC. What can I say, sometimes I've got nothing better to do. :) Hope you enjoyed it.

[nightmare imp]

Limbo

The place of death reeks.
You are all alone.
No one to care about you.
You cry.

But a light.
A light where you hear your name being called...
"Mother?" you say.
"Yes I know your secret"she says.
Your confindent.
"What mother?"you say.

"Your dead" she says.

"No how?"

"Without hurry son,your life is a dream"


Blackness returns and you awake in a field of roses,you know soon you will part away...

You are naked in the field,but nothing bothers you.You feel at peace and you know everything will be okay.The sky is a beutiful
blue and no worrys.


Than you remember.

Always picked on at school and til one day you stole a gun and ran off into the woods and took your own life...

But soon it begins to rain blood and fire shoots out and a large,horned goat like creature steps out of the ground and greets you.Than god comes from the sky,your surrounded by the two entitys.

They look at you.

God and Satan look at you.

You look at them.

You feel sickness in the mind and they turn away from you and vanish."No come back,judge me!" you scream.

Your stuck here forever,your in the darkness and emptiness again.....


The end.

[Zaldron]

Question : why you people post poems here? I can't imagine a decent reason...

[deadnail]

Why ain't your bitchass on ICQ?

[Amanichen]

sounds like Doom meets MacBeth

[Ralphis]

Zaldron said:

I can't imagine a decent reason...

Alot of time on their hands i guess

[Lüt]

Zaldron said:

Question : why you people post poems here? I can't imagine a decent reason...

HEY!

I believe you have some rounds to make in an earlier post...

[Guest Adriannus]

I do believe you're right, Lut! Off I go...

[Zaldron]

Lüt said:

HEY!

I believe you have some rounds to make in an earlier post...

You're damn right, mister. It's just that the topic takes a loooong time here to show up. Besides, someone fucked up with a random text output and now the forum tables are like 3000 pixels wide. F-U-C-K-I-N-G annoying.

[Lüt]

Zaldron said:

Besides, someone fucked up with a random text output and now the forum tables are like 3000 pixels wide. F-U-C-K-I-N-G annoying

They fixed that yesterday! Now GO!

[Zaldron]

WOOHOO!!!

/me runs away armed with a rusty pipe.

[Katgut]

Zaldron said:

You're damn right, mister. It's just that the topic takes a loooong time here to show up. Besides, someone fucked up with a random text output and now the forum tables are like 3000 pixels wide. F-U-C

That 'tweren't no fuckup.

That 'twere intentional.

[skadoomer]

like slam poetry for doom....

[Lüt]

deadnail said:

Why ain't your bitchass on ICQ?

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Eat that poetry, bitches.