I need sex, and LOTS of it

[fodders]

Tobester said:

HEYI SAID HOT BITCHESNOT GUYS

You have confused me now, I was talkin about girls, and "I want breasts I can fit inside " ?? wtf is THAT?

[Katgut]

Titfucking.

[Tobester]

Katgut said:

Titfucking.

No

I want cleavage I can just curl up inside

[Guest Adriannus]

amanichen said:

yo'ure a scrawny little bastard aren't ya?.

I'm 6'3", 165 lbs.

I outweigh you by 32 lbs. And I'm all muscle also...only 4% body fat.

I'm 18, 6'3", 200 lbs.

[Katarhyne]

Just goes to show that the constituency of the Doomworld forums are morons.

18 years, 71 pounds, 4'3". My comment sig used to say "24B-18-22"...but that's a blatant lie, as anyone who's seen pictures of me knows. I'm actually 20AA-16-16.

[Tobester]

heh
I'll take you over 38JJJ, bleeve me

[Katarhyne]

What? You're a moron.

[sirgalahadwizar]

DooMBoy said:

I'm 18, 6'3, 133 lbs. of Space Marine!

If there's anyone here that's space marine material, it's me.

If i hit you, I hit you like a car. I am extremly hard to hit despite my size and I almost never miss.

As far as shooting goes I could take your eye out at 100 feet, and take your head off at 100 yards (and this is without my glasses, i'd be able to extend my range to the maximum distance a rifle allows if I had my glasses on).

I reload very quickly and can move without making trackable noise (unless there's leaves). If i shoot you and you are wounded, I will not get close enough for you to do me in with any melee weapons or pistols with your dying breath, you will receive another shot from medium range that will kill you.

...and no, i only shaved my head (mainly becasue it maks me look more dangerous and I dont like messing with my hair [like combing] either). Im only 5'10, but Im dense as a rock and i could prolly kick you in the head if you were as tall as me.

[sirgalahadwizar]

Katarhyne said:

What? You're a moron.

Im not a moron, im at least at the idiot or big oaf level :)

I'd prolly not be on the DW forums if i was a moron... id be shooting pool or throwing darts or some other stupid shit unlike playing doom.

[sirgalahadwizar]

Katgut said:

I'm halfway there...

And really, size doesn't matter. :->

If you're a girl, we outta hook-up.

Unfortunatly im not that fun though because i never go out, and it seems like the only thing that I do for fun is play games on my computer... nothing going out could possibly be of any fun to me.
(except playing other games like volelyball or something, It's been about 2 years since i saw a movie I actually liked at the theatre so "catching a movie" doesnt work with me [i jsut sit there and drool at the screen]).

Im a nice guy and I have physical security down pat (financial security is another story though).

You're right, size doesnt matter, but it helps with technique :)

[but size does matter if it's too big... not referrign to anything really]

[Katgut]

Katarhyne said:

Just goes to show that the constituency of the Doomworld forums are morons.

18 years, 71 pounds, 4'3". My comment sig used to say "24B-18-22"...but that's a blatant lie, as anyone who's seen pictures of me knows. I'm actually 20AA-16-16.

Yeah, 71 pounds and 4'3" of WHOOPASS.

[Peter Heinemann]

Katarhyne said:

Just goes to show that the constituency of the Doomworld forums are morons.

18 years, 71 pounds, 4'3". My comment sig used to say "24B-18-22"...but that's a blatant lie, as anyone who's seen pictures of me knows. I'm actually 20AA-16-16.

Is that really you on the picture uploaded here on Doomworld? Someone recently said it was a pic of someone else.

34 years, 200 pounds, 6' 3" (200 pounds - but not fat at all :D

[Peter Heinemann]

Adriannus said:

I'm 18, 6'3", 200 lbs.

Cool, we have the same measurements (except the age)

[CacodemonLeader]

RTC Marine said:

rofl, yeah right :P

Yeah right for me too

[Guest deathwarrior]

Tobester said:

Your mission is to turn me on.

If I gave you a pic of my ass will that work?

[Tobester]

Just cause it's your b-day doesn't mean I wanna see your b-day suit. Well, yeah I do if you're a hot chick.