Where can I obtain Doom 3?

[Don Incognito]

Anyone?
Has it come out yet?

[Lord FlatHead]

OK, there's this big black building in Mesquite, TX. Ignore the lady at the desk and go to the door that says '666'. In one of the offices is a tall man with glasses and a ponytail. Take his PC and go home, connect it to your screen and find a program called DOOM.EXE.

[Mordeth]

Lord FlatHead said:

OK, there's this big black building in Mesquite, TX.

Actually, id Software moved to a new office about a year ago.

[Lord FlatHead]

Oh yeah, crap, I forgot.

[Submerge]

there are two easy steps for obtaining doom3
1:put yourself in suspended animation for two years
2:go to a computer store and pay for it.

Doom3 is not out yet, so be patient.

[Windowpain]

Mordeth said:

Actually, id Software moved to a new office about a year ago.

*Sniffle* it's a real shame.

Hey, btw, I don't have school today because were having a freakin' blizzard in Colorado. And yesterday I was working on my tan. Anyway it's 6:00am so I'm going back to bed.

[Zaldron]

This guy´s from the New DooM forums, he´s just bluffing to be moron... or maybe not. Hell, I don´t know.

[Zaldron]

Mordeth said:

Actually, id Software moved to a new office about a year ago.

Mordeth in the DooM 3 forum??

/me checks through the window

There must be an eclipse somewhere...

[Disorder]

Zaldron said:

This guy´s from the New DooM forums, he´s just bluffing to be moron... or maybe not. Hell, I don´t know.

Right. He's from NewDooM. I've seen him before.
I think at NewDooM he went like : "Those suckaz from Doomworld are soooooo dumb. I bet I can fool those guys... Mwahahaha..."

Or, this guy is just dumb...

[Amanichen]

Zaldron said:

This guy´s from the New DooM forums, he´s just bluffing to be moron... or maybe not. Hell, I don´t know.

Don's been here at least a month or two, but he hasn't said/done any newbie-type stuff yet.

"Mr. Incognito you're a twisted bastard, and you have earned all my respect for it."

[Guest Epistax]

submerge said:

there are two easy steps for obtaining doom3
1:put yourself in suspended animation for two years
2:go to a computer store and pay for it.

Doom3 is not out yet, so be patient.

Reviving someone from suspended animation is tough. Instead I suggest you put yourself in a centifruge that spins at such a fast rate that the theory of relativity takes effect and time outside of your area actually goes faster. Of course to excellerate to this speed you will be crushed however your sloppy-joe like corpse will be able to enjoy doom3 maybe ten or twenty minutes sooner then you would have otherwise just by waiting.

[Toke]

/me spanks Don Incognito

[Davidoom]

Lord FlatHead said:

Oh yeah, crap, I forgot.

So I take it we are oldies?

[DooMBoy]

Windowpain said:

*Sniffle* it's a real shame.

Hey, btw, I don't have school today because were having a freakin' blizzard in Colorado. And yesterday I was working on my tan. Anyway it's 6:00am so I'm going back to bed.

It's 96 degrees inside my house and you're having a blizzard?
Let me check and see what it's doing at my house.
(me/checks window)
Nope, nothin' here.