The number of on-screen monsters is a hot topic in the gaming world these days. However, it's become all too clear that all methods of measuring this measure are inherently flawed. They're all entirely dependent on uncontrolled variables and elements. Specifically, the human element. And that got me thinking, what if we could do it a different way? What if we could eliminate that human element? What if we could build a machine? And then it hit me: We must build an eternal machine to construct i