What's inside those boxes?

[MTF Sergeant]

Does anyone know what's inside those big boxes in E2M2- Containment Area? I'm just too curious to know because there's so many of them!

[Deleted_Account]

Believe it or not, keychains.

[Clonehunter]

The Ark of the Covenant

[MTF Sergeant]

Piper Maru said:

Believe it or not, keychains.

Whats the U.A.C doing? Selling key chains? XD

[nxGangrel]

I always imagined they weren't boxes, just large squares with logos on them that looked like boxes. I can't imagine anything being inside them.

[printz]

See Crate.

[dew]

Berserk packs! A lot of them.

[MTF Sergeant]

dew said:

Berserk packs! A lot of them.

Give me the keys. I need them!
Nah! Just kidding.

[Voros]

I never thought of that.

Probably UAC stuff. Like new equipment.

[Rayziik]

It's probably the mislabeled shipment of chainsaws that arrived earlier that week on Mars. So they're just pack full of chainsaws obviously.

[MTF Sergeant]

Rayzik said:

It's probably the mislabeled shipment of chainsaws that arrived earlier that week on Mars. So they're just pack full of chainsaws obviously.

I'm not talking about Doom 3. I'm talking about Doom 1.

[Rayziik]

I was too... There's chainsaws in Doom 1, and they got on Mars somehow

[Voros]

Chainsaws always somehow end up on Mars on every Doom game.

I find it funny that UAC keeps fucking up with their shipment orders.

[fraggle]

https://soulsphere.org/random/crate.wad

[ASD]

Corruption.

[Clonehunter]

Voros said:

Chainsaws always somehow end up on Mars on every Doom game.

I find it funny that UAC keeps fucking up with their shipment orders.

Funny enough, it's the Doom film novelization that gives the chainsaw an actual purpose: It's apparently used for rock and steel cutting in that story line.

[MTF Sergeant]

ASD said:

Corruption.

What the fuck, man!

[Uni]

Goodies. I wish you could open them, maybe some of them are failed experiments or junk/trash being stored for preservation.

[Gez]

one stone
two houses
three ruins
four undertakers
one garden
some flowers

and a raccoon

a dozen oysters one lemon one bread
one ray of sunshine
one groundswell
six musicians
a door with its doormat
one man with a medal of honor

and another raccoon

one sculptor who makes Napoleons
a flower named Marigold
two lovers on a large bed
one tax assessor one chair three turkeys
one cleric one furuncle
one wasp
one floating kidney
one racing stable
one unworthy son two Dominican friars three grasshoppers
one jump seat
two working girls one Cypriot uncle
one Mater Dolorosa three indulgent fathers two goats of Mr Seguin
one Louis XV heel
one Louis XVI chair
one Henri II sideboard two Henri III sideboards three Henri VI sideboards
one separate drawer
one ball of thread two safety pins one elderly man
one Victory of Samothrace one accountant two accountant assistants
one traveler two surgeons three vegetarians
one cannibal
one colonial expedition one whole horse one half-pint of good humor one tsetse fly
one American-style lobster one French-style garden two English-style apples
one lorgnette one footman one iron lung
one day of glory
one week of goodness
one month of Mary
one terrible year
one minute of silence
one second of forgetfulness
and... five or six raccoons

one little boy going to school weeping
one little boy leaving school laughing
one ant
two flint stones
seventeen elephants
one examining magistrate on vacation, sitting on a folding chair
one landscape full of green grass
one cow
one bull
two great love stories three church organs one Marengo veal
one sun of Austerlitz
one soda siphon of Aqua Seltzer
one white wine with lemon
one Tom Thumb one great forgiveness one stone calvary
one rope ladder
two Latin sisters three dimensions twelve apostles
one thousand and one nights thirty two positions
six parts of the world five cardinal points
ten years of good and faithful service
seven cardinal sins two fingers from one hand
ten drops before each meal thirty days of jail including fifteen in cell
five minute interlude

and... several raccoons

[MTF Sergeant]

Gez said:

one stone
two houses
three ruins
four undertakers
one garden
some flowers

and a raccoon

a dozen oysters one lemon one bread
one ray of sunshine
one groundswell
six musicians
a door with its doormat
one man with a medal of honor

and another raccoon

one sculptor who makes Napoleons
a flower named Marigold
two lovers on a large bed
one tax assessor one chair three turkeys
one cleric one furuncle
one wasp
one floating kidney
one racing stable
one unworthy son two Dominican friars three grasshoppers
one jump seat
two working girls one Cypriot uncle
one Mater Dolorosa three indulgent fathers two goats of Mr Seguin
one Louis XV heel
one Louis XVI chair
one Henri II sideboard two Henri III sideboards three Henri VI sideboards
one separate drawer
one ball of thread two safety pins one elderly man
one Victory of Samothrace one accountant two accountant assistants
one traveler two surgeons three vegetarians
one cannibal
one colonial expedition one whole horse one half-pint of good humor one tsetse fly
one American-style lobster one French-style garden two English-style apples
one lorgnette one footman one iron lung
one day of glory
one week of goodness
one month of Mary
one terrible year
one minute of silence
one second of forgetfulness
and... five or six raccoons

one little boy going to school weeping
one little boy leaving school laughing
one ant
two flint stones
seventeen elephants
one examining magistrate on vacation, sitting on a folding chair
one landscape full of green grass
one cow
one bull
two great love stories three church organs one Marengo veal
one sun of Austerlitz
one soda siphon of Aqua Seltzer
one white wine with lemon
one Tom Thumb one great forgiveness one stone calvary
one rope ladder
two Latin sisters three dimensions twelve apostles
one thousand and one nights thirty two positions
six parts of the world five cardinal points
ten years of good and faithful service
seven cardinal sins two fingers from one hand
ten drops before each meal thirty days of jail including fifteen in cell
five minute interlude

and... several raccoons

All in ONE crate???

[scifista42]

They're filled with the void.

[MTF Sergeant]

scifista42 said:

They're filled with the void.

The what?

[scifista42]

The nothing-ness.

[antares031]

So I tried to open one of boxes from E2M2:

Spoiler

What's inside those small boxes? Probably more smaller boxes.

[MTF Sergeant]

antares031 said:

So I tried to open one of boxes from E2M2:

Spoiler

http://puu.sh/qIYUd/c691075b31.gif

What's inside those small boxes? Probably more smaller boxes.

Was that a secret? I didnt get that.

[scifista42]

You can only get that secret by

Spoiler

modifying the map in a map editor to create it.

[Gez]

AbhinandAnilDoomguy said:

All in ONE crate???

If all that fitted in one crate, there wouldn't be a need to have the other crates, would there?

[purist]

https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/v-z/vmap40

Those crates are full of staplers.

[printz]

I've always dreamed of a 3D crate maze. Now that we have portals both in GZDoom and Eternity (and GZDoom also has 3D floors), it's possible. Hell, GZDoom also has good flight support (view gets rendered nicely), so you can equip yourself with jetpacks or rappelling gear.

[MTF Sergeant]

printz said:

I've always dreamed of a 3D crate maze. Now that we have portals both in GZDoom and Eternity (and GZDoom also has 3D floors), it's possible. Hell, GZDoom also has good flight support (view gets rendered nicely), so you can equip yourself with jetpacks or rappelling gear.

So can you suggest some WADS which are perfect for GZDoom?