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Title:	ANOTHER GIRLY DOOM LEVEL
Filename:	themes/x-rated/i_am_old_enough_to_look_at_this/girly.zip
Size:	729.9 KB
Date:	04/14/97
Author:	Jim McFarland
Description:	Well, if this level doesn't prove I'm a nerd, I don't know what would. Whoever's offended by it, use the 'delete' command. Truth is, I wanted to play with WinTex and make a few new textures, but not being able to afford a scanner, I had to use whatever picture files I could get, and the easiest to get are, you guessed it, dirty pics. So another ad- dition to the hoary genre of XXX Doom levels was born...
Credits:
Base:	New level from scratch.
Build time:
Editor(s) used:	DCK v3.6 (An excellent level editor), Paint Shop Pro (shareware version) Lview1b (to redimension a couple of pics) WinTex 4.3 (to make the new textures)
Bugs:	I haven't run into any. Nor am I sure I'd fix them if I did. (Sorry, but this has been a huge waste of time already.)
Rating:	(13 votes) Log in at the Doomworld forums to comment.

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Reviews:

Omegalore	I was expecting some pink and hearts but when I seen the theme, I had to get this.	x
Anonymous	GIRL6 is the best	x
Anonymous	Has many usual editing mistakes, otherwise this level functions quite well. Also includes use-able walls, a stair builder, lifts, shoot-able switches, light up arrows on the floor, switches that turn lights on and off. Wonder if this level will be remade using high resolution graphics, UDMF and possibly other zdoom features?	x
Anonymous	cool map with hidden rooms and hidden bfg	x
Anonymous	Funniest punchline ever	x
Anonymous	The author was probably too distracted, unleashing three minute blasts of his own.	x
Anonymous	"ment of the castle", indeed. It's an odd beast, in that the porn - which has cocks and semen and vulvas - is hidden away. The level itself is small and simple and surprisingly decent, although it doesn't amount to a hill of beans. But for something in the XXX directory it could easily have been cleaned up and unleashed (pun) as a proper, three minute blast.	x

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Title                   : ANOTHER GIRLY DOOM LEVEL
Filename                : GIRLY.ZIP 
Author                  : Jim McFarland
Email Address           : mcfarlnd@princeton.edu
Misc. Author Info       :
		 "Well, the deputy walks on hard nails, and the preacher rides a mount.
		 But nothing really matters much; it's Doom alone that counts.
		 And the one-eyed undertaker, he blows a futile horn:
		 'Come in,' she said, 'I'll give you shelter from the storm.'"
						-- Bob Dylan

Well, if this level doesn't prove I'm a nerd,
			  I don't know what would. Whoever's offended
			  by it, use the 'delete' command. Truth is, I wanted
			  to play with WinTex and make a few new textures,
			  but not being able to afford a scanner, I had to use
			 whatever picture files I could get, and the easiest
			  to get are, you guessed it, dirty pics. So another ad-
			  dition to the hoary genre of XXX Doom levels was born...
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Single Player           : Yes
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Yes (untested)
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Yes (untested)
Difficulty Settings     : Yes
New Sounds              : No
New Graphics            : Yes. About 45 porno pics from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica
New Music               : No
Demos Replaced          : No

* Play Information *

Level #                 : This replaces MAP01 for DOOMII
Play notes:               486/66 or better is recommended,
			cuz all the graphics stretch the engine a bit.

It's possible to complete this level without the blue
			key (blue as in blue movies), because not everyone
			wants to look at infantile porno pics in large-grained
			bit-map format, so you can play the game without doing
			so. For those who do want to check them out, there are 2
			'porno' areas, accessible only with the blue key. One is
			the evil library of obscene literature and strictured pictures,
			the other is the secret computer-driven escape rooms in the
			basement of the castle. In the merry days before the invasion
			of the zombie armies of death, these were the 'private' areas
			where the castle's owner could get away from the hustle and
			bustle of feudal management, and relax with vulgar entertainment,
			whose possession by his lowly subjects would be punishable
			by death or castration or three full days and nights in Disney-
			land's "It's A Small World, After All" exhibit. But now that
			mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, the blood-dimmed tide
			is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned,
			no one's enforcing trespassing laws very strictly, so you luck out.

This PWAD can be completed by the average
			  player without cheating.

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* Construction *

Base                    : New level from scratch.
Tools(s) used           : DCK v3.6 (An excellent level editor),
			Paint Shop Pro (shareware version)
			Lview1b (to redimension a couple of pics)
			WinTex 4.3 (to make the new textures)

All of these programs are tremendous, particularly
			DCK and WinTex, which make the technical aspects
			of level-construction a snap, and free folks like me, who
			aren't so good at math, to concentrate on environments
			and traps and, um, other stuff.

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* Known Bugs *

I haven't run into any. Nor am I sure I'd fix them if I did. (Sorry, but this has been
a huge waste of time already.)

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* Copyright / Permissions *

Jeez, I don't care what you do with this: everything in it is stuff I found floating in
cyberspace, and does anybody actually use amateur levels as a base for making new
ones? As for the pics: C'mon. If this silliness really adds to your sex-life, and you want
to hang on to them, be my guest. The level is designed to make you giggle. If you're in
it for the porno, you'd do a good sight better down at the local video-store. Whether or
not these pics themselves are copyrighted doesn't make much difference, either, since
I'm not selling this level. (I do wonder whether the managers of those XXX Web pages
are sending the appropriate revenue to the Color Climax Corp. in Denmark, but that's
between them and their God.)

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