Just in case anyone had any questions regarding my lack of intelligence, I will dispel all doubts by venturing out to go backpacking in the desert tomorrow and Friday, during the worst heat wave of the year. I plan on bringing a ton of water, but I fully expect it to all boil off at around 3 in the afternoon tomorrow, so make sure to check the papers for the account of how I was found, half-dead, by a band of aborigines, nursed back to health, and then hunted for sport in an elaborate ceremony to bring one of their man-children into full adulthood. Oh yeah, and I won't be around to update DW for the next two days, so keep your fingers crossed that Mordeth and/or Covaro show up to take the reins.
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