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  • The /newstuff Chronicles #241


    Tobester

    So I decided to do /newstuff, since I've been a DW newsie since '02 or so and I've not posted any news since '02 or so. I've beaten cancer, I've cut my hand in half, I've broken my right leg in 3 places and had to walk home on it, and I was once "nudged" by a car, but I think this will be my biggest challenge yet.

    BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE 1994 WADS.

    Edit: I don't have to review them. Fuck.

    First off, of everything in /newstuff, do NOT download the following WADs. They are either 1994ish WADs or suck so much ass that they choke on it:

    All the others:
    • Woah - CheapAlert
      Boom Compatible - n/a - 1391KB -
      GFX/Sound/Weapon replacement. Not terribly bad.

    • Euphoria in Green - Cartelli
      Multiplayer - Deathmatch - 176KB -
      A pretty nice DM map. Slopey and green. Recommended.

    • UAC Nukage Refinery - Leonardo "BuzzBomber" Venturelli
      Limit Removing - Solo Play - 278KB -
      A very nice E1-styled level. Recommended.

    • ChiselFest 2004 - CheapAlert
      ZDoom - Solo Play - 1818KB -
      9 levels, mspaint gfx. Good for a laugh because of the chikchok, but that's about it.

    • Motor Home 2 - I'm me
      Boom Compatible - Solo Play - 145KB -
      Nice idea for a map (I like it, anyway), horribly executed.

    • uac meat packing - terualn and torvul
      Limit Removing - Deathmatch - 59KB -
      I'll just copy from the text file:

      Description: this is my first wad! i made it for my little bro for his birthday to practise deathmatching on! then he wanted to make doom levels and then he done some mapping for for the map and it looked really cool and then it become really awesom! But then we added som stuff and it like stopped working in some sections. Youll need like an ultra fast Pentium or something to run this. It took forever to make nodes.

      It's actually pretty good looking for a '94 level. I beat it in about 10 seconds. (Editor's note: this looks to be a bad joke WAD rather than a genuine 1994 WAD.)

    • Total Darkness 3 - evilhomerdoomer
      Skulltag - Solo Play - 591KB -
      Skulltag map. Nice. Recommended.

    • Bloody Cheese - Dennis "Exl" Meuwissen
      Boom Compatible - Co-op - 125 -
      Nicely detailed, hordes of monsters, made for co-op. Recommended.

    • Fear is the Key - ReX Claussen
      Limit Removing - Solo Play - 320KB -
      City-themed map. Lots of monsters, good detail.

    • Halo Gen - Dennis "Exl" Meuwissen
      Boom Compatible - Deathmatch - 288KB -
      A set of 10 Deathmatch maps. Pretty. Must-have, I say.


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    I'm surprised no-one's done this:

    [Tormentor667]Reviews need more detail.[/Tormentor667] ;)



    Actually, I kinda like these brief reviews.

    Now to check the maps for myself.

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    Dutch Devil: Though is hard to put your work in something and not seeing it reviewed (as in my case, it got labeled as Legacy Wad and thus, not played) I think you gotta cope with it. There´s always the reviews players write on the archive and also mail feedback so if it doesn´t get reviewed, that´s the way things are. Good luck next time.

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    I find it a pity that people don't review legacy wads. (Though I suppose thats hyocritical, since I can't get legayc to work on my computers, nor do I care to try hard to make it).

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    Short sweet and to the point. :)

    I'm still open to do /Newstuff reviews if need be.
    Drop me a PM. :D

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    HobbsTiger1 said:

    (Though I suppose thats hyocritical, since I can't get legayc to work on my computers,).



    That's the problem. I still haven't been able to play High Tech Hell. Legacy just is a little too unstable on my system.

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    The next C++ alpha of Legacy might make it possible for that. They will have added some features that they missed for FS. So we'll see. Of course, as it's an Alpha, it's not meant for everyday play. But it might still run better for you who have problems with legacy, than the latest official version. Besides, would be the perfect opportunity for anyone of you to make a difference and help make Legacy become a steady port to be reckoned with if you take this chance to report bugs in the Alpha.

    http://forums.newdoom.com/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=27776

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    Schneelocke said:

    In the words of the comic book guy (from the Simpsons): worst. newstuff chronicles. ever.

    Well, maybe not quite. :) But it really would've been nice to get a bit information, not to mention some more screenshots; the purpose of t/nc is, after all, to let people know what the good and the bad maps are, so that they can concentrate on the former and disregard the latter.

    FWIW, that also means that you'll have to play all the 1994 maps. Sure, they're crap - or at least most of them are. But it's your job as the reviewer to do this kind of grunt work so that everyone else doesn't have to. Don't like it? Then don't do the newstuff chronicles.

    Ah well. I'm sure you'll do better next time. :)


    For the record, I DID do all the grunt work: I played all the maps, including the 94 maps. The ones at the top were not worth a review :P

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    Tobester said:

    For the record, I DID do all the grunt work: I played all the maps, including the 94 maps. The ones at the top were not worth a review :P


    Actually, you granted those WADs almost as many "column inches" as the WADs you recommended.

    I agree that those making WADs should do so for reasons other than recognition and ego stroking, but after months of hard work I can imagine I would feel a little insulted to have my work dismissed in a "review" consisting of three sentences.

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    That I call a proper newstuff chronicle. However, the reviews to the good wads could have been a bit more elaborate.

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    Not that anyone cares but UAC MEAT PACKING was a very unsucceful 'joke wad.' It was made by Hobomaster and I hoping people would try and figure out who made it and cause lots of questioning but i guess not. :( Anyway we left some hints in the names of the authors, first person to figure them out gets a prize.

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    Correct! :)
    Terualn is an anagram of Hobomaster's surname, but nobody knows that so meh.
    Unfortunatly I have no prize, but I can give some recent Bloodskull quotes if you wish!

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    Lutrov71 said:
    Terualn is an anagram of Hobomaster's surname, but nobody knows that so meh.

    I'm sure it's Neutral.

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