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I'm apparently a magnet for them! Every day is full of excitement.
Today's helping:
From what I've been previously informed, j4rio and I are actually the same person. This discovery was as surprising to me as it surely will be to all the rest of you, especially j4rio.- Show previous comments 58 more
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Vyle Phinder waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were j4rios in the forum. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to FaceBook were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Vyle was a intahnet tuff guy for fourteen years. When he was young he lurked the forums and he said to dad "I want to be on the forums daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE BAN BY ESSEL"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the forums of the Doomworld he knew there were j4rios.
"This is FaceBook" the radio crackered. "You must flame the j4rios!"
So Vyle gotted his Brutal Doom and blew up the firewall.
"HE GOING TO TROLL US" said the j4rios
"I will shoot at him" said the cumulonimbus and he fired the ban cannon. Vyle haxxored at him and tried to troll him up. But then the server crashed and they were trapped and not able to flame.
"No! I must flame the j4rios" he shouted
The radio said "No, Vyle. You are the j4rios"
And then Vyle wasbuttsexBtSX.
EDIT - re-worked for the lutz.