Maximum Matt

It works surprisingly well on cacos. Don't underestimate its usefulness.

Now THAT'S a goddamn name

Halloween Harry has got to be a distant cousin or something

I found Doom to be quite nice, actually.

Coming to the heartbreaking realization that you're soft-locked and blowing yourself up with a rocket because you're too proud to load a saved game or noclip your ass out

What do you mean??

The Phobos/Deimos bases would be waaaay more realistic and interactive, and the game would have set missions, clearer storyline and NPCs.

No, it's the hipsters that popularise these cringe names to begin with. That's what I meant. You little hipster. Shit, even I know how to use a keyboard. Perhaps it's a generational thing ;-)

Well, I say 'zed', so that's officially what it is worldwide.

Obviously it's any shooter from the 90's/before these little hipster douches were born.

Two things: first, I've never completed Final Doom on UV, only on HMP. Also, even though I'm the guy who goes on and on about Maximum Doom because I played through most of it, I've never actually given the Master Levels a try - even though I really like Jim Flynn and the other guy who's got a bunch of Max Doom maps. I could say in my defence that I've WATCHED a bunch of walkthroughs of those levels, but it is still a shameful confusing thing to have to admit.

If they're already dead when the level begins, the game treats them as 'decorations' rather than enemies and can't be resurrected by Mr. Archie.

Get it to fire rockets as well as the chaingun. That'll make the bastard a real threat

Floor crusher fuck yea

The first one is only worth reading for the descriptions of the various levels and how the authors (yeah, there were two authors) tried to explain what the hell was going on (like for example, the "slough of despair" they start off looking down on it and notice it's shaped like a giant hand. Stuff like that)

LOL I think all the screenshots are from Romero levels

Maaaaaaaaan Vores ain't got nothing on those SPAWNS - those disgusting blob things that jump at you lost soul-style except more frequently and bouncily, and fuckin explode damaging you if you're too close when they pop (which is most of the time). Plus they're small and dark coloured, making them even harder to hit, and have a tendency to fall in the water that you have to swim through, where your movement is slowed (and it's also dark, because it's Quake and it's episode four and Sandy Petersen was going through his asshole phase and seriously fuck Spawns)

Sounds like y'all need to play more Vanilla Doom - you're starting to run out of things to bitch about

I can't hear the connection, but that song be tight as hell. All hail Bobby Prince.

Its only redemption is tagging the map15 secret -

Hi, I'm Maximum. I haven't introduced myself yet. What do I need to do to, breakdance or some shit??

The one that's got 3 cyberdemons, even in ITYTD

They're shit

Shootable wall to open the final door, with no clue for it. False walls hiding enemy nooks. Five invulnerabilities. Two of the northernmost rooms are inessential. Pits in the final room you can fall and get stuck in (in HNTR). Nah, this level ain't Sandman's best.

Awwwww iddn't dat horrific