Maximum Matt

Quakeguy be like "where the Quad Damage at"

If we're talking about how disturbing how old Doom is, I gotta say I remember when I downloaded Tom Hall's Doom Bible back in 2000 and thinking to myself, "man, I'm a true nerd, I'm still obsessing over a game that's seven years old"

Nearly thirty years old, yo... get ready........

Map 16: Suburbs is supposed to be based on the neighbourhood ol' Sandy Petersen grew up in, right down to the buildings and the teleporter trap. If that ain't disturbing I don't know what is

In Russia - Official List of Doom Monsters With -ski Affixed IN SOVIET PHOBOS, ANOMALY KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!r!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, the first hallway to the right, the walls don't match up, so the hall beyond that is slightly wider. God, I could do this for like every IWAD map

I remember back in the day playing Doom for unreasonable amounts of time in a dark room with my face too close to the old-school cathode tube monitor, and when I finally peeled myself off the chair and went to a lit area and started blinking again my eyes would water profusely, does that count? Also, Requiem map 23

Doom 2025 - The Doomening Add time travel elements, make it a prequel to Doom 1

Jazzy.

^^ This is the correct take.

Shit, go to it

Mandate that Tom Hall call the shots creatively and make the game more mission- and story-based (and keep the card game at the start)

Yeah man NASA was a sellout move

It's always a weird ceiling texture, doubly so when it's used as a floor one

Doom within Doom. Whooooooooaaaaaaaaa

Lusty.

Make a mirror-image of that, put it on a ring and walk around downtown punching people in the forehead with it

I'm sure those hair helmets they wore back then would be collector's items now

IDSMASHINGPUMPKINSINTOSMALLPILESOFPUTRIDDEBRIS - your personal information gets sent to Billy Corgan so he can sue you

Lock the little pimply douches in a room with an old 486 and tell them they can't come out until they've completed Ultimate Doom, Doom II and Final Doom. And Quake. Then they'll be like me

That's ok, this whole forum gets by on recycled topics - I'm gonna post another highly-original "best maps of Doom I" thread soon... I'll go E4M5, I used to hate the dungeon-y feel, but it's grown on me a bit... even if you can cheese it a little (you don't need two of the three keys to finish the level)

Shaq

When you accidentally shoot a plasma round into your giant cybernetic mother while trying to kill a human

Aw HELL no