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I only went there to make my hippie friends back home happy. But man, what a place!
It smells like cheap perfume and pot.
Once you get off autobahn you start seeing windmills, you are not in Kansas anymore Toto.
If you are ever there go to "the bulldog"
they have a cigarette machine with rubbers and joints in it.
I had to be straight then, but damn.

I was an American working there. prostitution is legal there. They call the whorehouses poofenhausens or something like that.
I got wasted off of 2 hefeweisens and ended up in a poofenhause. On the 3rd floor was the kinky shit. There was a 300 pound black amazon woman with a whip. She told me for 100 marks she'd love me for an hour.
No kidding man, I ran like hell.

I never thought of myself as bigoted, but a 300lb hooker, no way.

I was tempted though.

The best radio station in the Baltimore area is WIYY 98ROCK. They used to have this thing every weeknight at 10 called "Love it or shove it." They would play a new song from an unnamed group and take phone calls voting on it, live phone calls.
People would call and say stupid shit. Every night the same dude would call and say,

"MY BALLS ITCH!"

the diskjockey lost his temper and got fired for it.

A year from now -
One can only hope
Our people will be happy
and somehow learn to cope.

A year from now -
Bush will still be the man
Rich lawyers will prosper
All over our fair land.

A year from now -
The UN will still be replete
with funny looking beggars
who lie, steal and cheat.

A year from now -
They still will have no voice
Unborn babies are nothing
Compared to a womans choice.

A year from now -
The air will burn your nose
Fast cars and barbecues
Oh we must have those.

A year from now -
It's still OK to hunt
Animals are tasty
PETA is full of cunts

A year from now -
Gays are allowed to marry
And there's now a cure for AIDS
Aint it cool to be a fairy?

A year from now -
Doomworld becomes the webs biggest hit
Doom3 has taken over the world
and converted DOOMboy still eats shit.