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I was an American working there. prostitution is legal there. They call the whorehouses poofenhausens or something like that.
I got wasted off of 2 hefeweisens and ended up in a poofenhause. On the 3rd floor was the kinky shit. There was a 300 pound black amazon woman with a whip. She told me for 100 marks she'd love me for an hour.
No kidding man, I ran like hell.

I never thought of myself as bigoted, but a 300lb hooker, no way.

I was tempted though.
- July 6, 2004
1. Show previous comments 9 more
2. Captain Red
  
  Erp said:
  I just hate the "ugly american" sentiment going around this world.
  ugly? uhhh, I can think of many non-pleasant things linked with the US but 'ugly' generally isn't one of them.
  
  July 6, 2004
3. Ralphis
  
  Look, the US is a great country along with many others. The end!
  
  OMG ALSO I FORGOTZ 2 ADD GURGEO BUZH SUX
  
  July 6, 2004
4. Sharessa
  
  Did someone call for an ugly American? I'm right here!
  
  July 6, 2004