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  1. TheMagicMushroomMan

    I got a date! I'm about to get fucked in the ass at over 155mph by a hurricane named Ian, I'm already getting wet!

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    2. Stupid Bunny

      Stupid Bunny

      Wow I didn't know you own a hotel

    3. TheMagicMushroomMan

      TheMagicMushroomMan

      I only work here as somewhat of a manager/slave, although my family used to own it. House got foreclosed eight years ago so I've been living in a hotel room ever since. $2200/month to listen to crackheads having an orgy all night in the room next door.

    4. Daytime Waitress

      Daytime Waitress

      If you want to clear out the crackheads, you gotta start spending your evenings carrying a vacuum cleaner around while wailing "MAAAAAARIIIOOOOO". I didn't see no crackheads in Luigi's Mansion 3, is all I'm saying...
       

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      Nice to hear you're alive, though.

       

       

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