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Working on a Custom Title; what do you think of one of these?

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Until death do us part.
Gone fishing with Bass ale.
Mine's nothing compared to others' inferiority complexes.
No, no, no, no, ye.. uh I mean no.
What's there is there.
Sponged!
Second's the bottom; second's last.