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Note: you might want to read everything on this awesome page as a sort of mental preparation for the following.
Some things I hate:
Dumbasses who don't like Doom
People who think Doom sucks should be whipped to death with spiked chains because they're not people.
People who think Doom is "all about hordes of monsters"
WAKE UP DIPSHITS! Doom ain't about hordes of monsters - even Doom 2 had only a meagre max of about fifty enemies on-screen at once and it didn't occur very often - just because the engine allows for hundreds of monsters and just because people make custom wads exploiting this doesn't automatically apply the same attribute to the original. Two. Official. Games.
People who think hordes of monsters is what Doom is all about should be hauled into a pit, have gasoline poured on them and set on fire.
Slow-witted anti-abortion mongs
Oooh, a girl decides to kill her unborn child, LET'S HARASS HER ASS!!!! But ignore all the innocent people we kill in our "War on terrorism".
Cram these winners into an airtight container and lower it into the sea.
Dancing
Why do people like to jump around and look like total halfwits? Sheesh.
STUPID newbies
Morons who don't read FAQs, ignore advice from veterans, don't do research (or at least try) on the forum etiquette of a particular site (such as this).
What's the matter with these people!? Can't they fucking read!? I almost miss the ol' days where Mac and Fox killed newbs on a regular basis - I coulda used that treatment when I was a n00b myself; might of made less of a crybaby out of me. I want to kick them in the balls everytime they ask a dumbass question without doing a bit of research first.
Screwheads who don't know when their online personality isn't funny or acceptable
I fucking hate 'em. They start pointless flamewars, wreck otherwise interesting threads, act obnoxiously retarded as if they own the forums and piss on people in general.
I'd like to haul their own entrails outta their asses and cram them down their own throats afterwards.
Using public transportation
Sadly, it's about as good as it can possibly be in this worthless country - screw it, I still hate it!
sometimes I hate Myself
- die.
Don't like what you read here? well tough shit! Those are just a bunch of totally random opinions of mine I felt like writing down to try doing something unlike me.- Show previous comments 32 more
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13 things Billy Connelly hates about people.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the f@#k is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the
entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too". F#$king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the f&*k would you keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did you see that?".
No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the
f*&king floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really
give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f&*k?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever f&*king does!! What can you do that's
longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the
bus come yet? If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things lik,e "My eyes aren't what they used to
be". So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks, "Is that
nice?" No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks,
that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you
don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to
be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well
I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f@#king McTosser. -
