DRM-MAN

Aging, bitter, drm reviewer, unironically still listening to rock from the 2000's, and still learning about map making even till this day!, but I'm a nice guy (well sometimes).

So about me: so I've enjoyed forums since my early days on the internet, and with that experience of the web, I'm also improving my writing so yeah that's my life story hope you enjoyed, so let's hope this leads to friendships.

Hello doomworld, I am a 40 something-year-old cumdumpster and I have been lurking since march of 2019. The following post is not copypasta, but rather, my entirely true story.

I am a idiot, and about six months ago, I started playing doom, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the game progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with DoomGuy. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him.

So there you have it: I'm in love with Doom Guy. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. I know that, this being doomworld, you'll probably only respond to this with "tits or GTFO", "no wimminz on the Internets" and the like, but if anyone here still does have a shred of humanity within them, please help me. There is nothing I want more than to be with him.

P.S The character in my profile picture is Juste Belmont from the castlevania games, he is simon belmont's grandson I believe.