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Every time I see your profile, I crack my ass up that your avatar is the “aaaand it’s GONE” guy from South Park. It’s such a random but incredibly funny choice!
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Note to self: when in a supermarket, never ever piss of the elderly even if you are just joking around. Read before I explain why below:
Me and my friend Mike were at the Publix while my mom was shopping around, and I suggested that I should go up to some random guy and say "Dad, is that you?" so we point out some old guy, looked like he was 50, looked kinda tough. I say it to him, he looks at me and walks away. At this point I yell "Dad wait dont leave me!" Biggest mistake I've ever made. The guy gets in my face with his New York accent and says "you wanna fuck with me buddy cause I'll punch you though the fucking roof you got me?" and being the smartass I am, I curled up in a ball on the ground and yelled "NO DADDY NO!"
He uh, had a very short temper and was about ready to hit me before one of the managers came by and asked what was wrong. Funny, but also scary at the same time. -
After recently having a conversation with my friend Laura, I have realized that my primary purpose in life is to help and protect the loved ones around me whether it be friends or family members. She trusts me in all honesty and feels that it is my purpose and goal in life, and knows that I will always be there for her. I don't even know why I posted this, I'm just in a good mood since my girlfriend recieved news she was able to go back to school tomorrow.
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So I was having another boring day at school when my friend Mat was talking about Brittney, the girl I like. Then it started going into all my friends who are girls about how they would go out with me if only I was a little bit more attractive, this coming as a shock to me. The smartest thing to do would be to ask them what I could do about my problem, but all I keep getting replied is: IDK. Later on I'll get a recent pic of myself and post it on here, but I just need to see from other peoples perspective exactly what I'm doing wrong because I really like this girl, and her friend Courtney too who also said the same exact thing. I'm not sure if this is the place that's exactly gonna "fix" my problem but it would be nice to get help from people who only know me for releasing levels and probably being annoying to the community. Why does this always have to happen to me, especially after finding all my girl friends do like me afterall except for one thing that stops them.